The Regretevator writing dump / oneshots (regretefic)

tea party

"thanks for inviting me to the tea party mozelle!" melanie thanked as she sipped her warm cup of tea, mozelle squeaked that it was no problem before sipping onto her own, the two enjoying each others companies in the castle of hell itself.

"so, I've got to say, the elevator I'm currently riding is so neat! like- I can finally get to other worlds rather than having to rely on my own spells to do that, it lifted such a burden- PHEW."

mozelle squeaked "Is that so?"

"yep! OH and also I made a new friend! her name is split, she might be quite cheeky with her jokes but she's SUPER nice!!"

"Why don't you tell me mo-"

suddenly the doors to the castle swung open, the two almost jolted out of their skin before seeing it was jeremy, who was in a more-than giddy mood as she twirled towards the two other ladies "HELLLOOOOOOO THERE!"

"oh! jeremy! so nice of you to join us!"

"uhh- who-?"

"WHY NICE TO SEE YOU TOO MOZELLE!!" she giggled before stopping to look at melanie "..AND WHO MIGHT YOU BE?" she leaned in onto melanies face

"oh- m-me?" she stammered, intimidated by jeremys rather creepy smile and stare "I'm melanie- uhh"

"oh don't mind aunty jeremy over here- she can be rather hyperactive-"

"TRUE!!" jeremy smiled 

"Aunty?? SHE?? wait you're a woman??'

"....YES...Why would you think that I'M A MAN!!"

"uhh- nothing-! just that your voice is so deep- and your name IS jeremy.."

"..yeah people always say that" she decided to leave room for melanie to breath as she sat on the floor, seeing as he was a little too big for a usual chair as mozelle poured her tea. "and I picked my name for MYSELF!! MY OLD ONE SUCKS!! YUCK!"

"..huh-" 

"now what are YOU supposed to be?" jeremy inquired "a bunny?? TV Head?? WITCH??"

"all three actually-" she giggled at jeremy's almost enthusiastic questions "And before you say anything, YES I'm an actual witch- although I like to call myself a sorcerer" she stroked her invisible beard for giggles "THY great sorcerer melanie!!"

"HAHA! OH I LIKE YOU ALREADY!"

mozelle leaned in to whisper "you're lucky she likes you- she'd usually crush my other guests by now. But not to worry she's really nice when she's maniacal!"

melanie felt her smile fade as a bead manifested on her screen, she gulped and giggled a little anxiously as jeremy gulped down their tea "NOW! I don't know if I told you this already mozelle BUT!! You remember Gradie right?"

mozelle's happy face dropped oh. him.

"who??"

"Oh it's nothing dear, its just a gradient she's dating...he's quite unpleasant though.."

"aw C'MON NOW!! he's not THAT BAD!! he's really sweet-"

well yeah that's because you kill people jeremy. you're a maniac. Of COURSE you're going to find unpleasant people intriguing. mozelle rolled her eyes as jeremy acted offended

"UGH!! actually- you're right- touché..."

"as I thought!"

"uhh thats interesting- ANYWAYS what about that gradie guy-?"

"OH YEAH! he's decided that he want's to move in! with ME!!!" she started to smile widely as mozelle nearly dropped her cup

"Oh that's lovely! Congratulatio-"