The Regretevator writing dump / oneshots (regretefic)

Just one bite (sabrock)

gregoriah stepped into the axosun building with mrmanauverer following behind, holding his trusty loaded trolley.

"So this is the building huh? Stat's office SHOULD be here somewhere... what do you think Casey?" He turned to MRManauevrer (or better known as Casey) as he shrugged, he was here to deliver things from stat's suppliers, the two soon walked through the green hallways on their way to find anybody to help with, but it mostly empty, no receptionist, no wanderers, no nothing.

"Damn...it's quite empty.."

"Wouldn't you think?"

Gregoriah flinched, as Casey stopped, they looked around "who the hell said that!?"

"What can't ya recognize me?" Brock chuckled as the two saw him hanging out atop of a random desk, crossing his legs and slumped his glasses down "didn't think you"d come here, eh Gregory?"

"GregoRIAH" he corrected "and I'm just here to discuss matters with stat.."

"And you?" He pointed to Casey, who waved awkwardly "I recognize you actually! You're the guy who hangs out with sab!"

Casey scratched the back of his head and nodded, gregoriah just scoffed and furrowed his eyebrows at the mention of sab.

"Ugh...him.."

"Eh what's wrong? Aren't you two good buddies with him?"

"Well CASEY might be, but not me..not anymore at least.."

"Aww what's with the bad blood between you two now?" He pouted and got off from the desk. Not wearing his iconic roller skates unfortunately, but he at least had sick heels.

"It's personal brock...what are YOU even doing here?"

"Well I was gonna go visit my girl stat but she said she was busy..guessing with you, sooo now I'm here just for sab; he seems busy though-"

"I would just leave him if I were you.."

Casey lightly punched gregoriah on the shoulder

"Ow! What??"

Bro I rolled his eyes "well it's not like he's a a fuckin' monster or anything"

"Ohh hohoho I wouldn't say that."

Casey punched harder

"OW?!"

"..you sure you don't wanna talk it out or-"

"It's Nothing OK??" Gregoriah grumbled "he's just one big asshole that's all"

"Ehhhh...I can't argue with that honestly" he looked at gregoriah again before his expression dropped.

"AND! HE IS A MONSTER! LITERALLY!"

"Uhh.....Greg-"

"NO- I'M BEING SERIOUS! IF IT WASN'T FOR THE FACT IM SUCH A SHORT ASS I WOULD'VE ENDED HIM ALREADY! JUST LIKE HOW I SHOULD'VE WITH THAT FUCKASS FATHER OF HIS!!"

Casey shook gregoriah as brock tried to tell him again "GREGORIAH!"

"WHAT!?"

"...you would've what..?"

Gregoriah froze as he slowly turned around to what the other two were looking at, sab stood there a couple of meter away, having heard everything as his expression was riddled with disbelief

"....YOU HEARD ME!"

Casey had enough as he shoved gregoriah 

"WHAT?"

"I ALREADY TOLD YOU I'M NOTHING LIKE HIM!"

"OH YEAH? AND HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BELIEVE THAT?? YOU WOULDN'T TELL ME THAT CLOVER WAS YOUR DAD!"