The Regretevator writing dump / oneshots (regretefic)

family reunion

gregoriah nervously bounced his leg as he sat on the couch, surrounded by his other family members, god he was already starting to regret coming here, but he wouldn't want his family to cut contact with him, no?

he looked around, no sign of clover nor his parents, good, that was good, he decided to try and stop his nervous fidgeting to open his phone and distract himself from the constant noises and chit chattering as he saw emersons text

hows the meetup so far. good?

gregoriah sighed and replied back

honestly. nah.

oh shit 

that cousin of urs came or?

nah clover isn't here yet-

i doubt he'd come really 

actually thats a good thing yeah

if u say so.

if u want I can come

today monday anyways

gregoriah contemplated, maybe it would be a good idea? he didn't know though, his parents might actually be disapproving, maybe he'll get a load of stares, all because emerson was just a human. But he'd figured that he'd defend them instead of having to go through this entire family meetup alone.

alright sure. 

if you want to ofc

alr sweet.

send the adress lol

*address

fuck

..

"mom- dad- this is uh emerson-!" he smiled awkwardly as emerson tiredly stood next him "sup"

the two parents looked at each other as they glanced up and down at emerson "a...human?" the dad muttered

emerson squinted his eyes "whats wrong with that?"

"OH NOTHING!" the mom chuckled, glancing threateningly at the father for a moment before continuing her façade "nothing wrong with that uhm-" she fake coughed "uhm- anyways! say gregoriah honey, might this be your newwww-"

"new what?"

"you know" she whispered "boyfriend?"

"WWWWWHAT?" he almost yelled "No NO NO- he's just a great buddy of mines-"

"I love pussy"

"he does- HUH??"

the two parents made a scrunched expression as gregoriah quickly to do damage control from emerson's plain stupidity "hahahaaaaaa...ANYWAYS!" he tried to quickly change subjects "why don't you guys go get some uh...punch? I'll go introduce emerson to everyone else alright?" he smiled as the two parents decided to walk away and leave them alone, for now. but not before chittering about how crude and weird emerson is. all before gregoriah turned to him with a frustrated expression

"..what?"

"REALLY DUDE?"

"I'm just tryna correct 'em"

"YOU COULD HAVE JUST SAID YOU'RE LESBIANT??"

emerson shrugged and gregoriah just groaned, deciding to deal with this later, for now he had a much bigger problem to worry about "whatever, there's only like.." he counted on his paws before continuing "10 hours till the day ends. which means... 7 hours till i can get outta here." he assured himself.