Superhero War Trilogy

Chapter II: Omnes Pro Uno

Shizuka and Irene Kujo sit in front of the hero registry.

"Shizuka Kujo. AKA Attention Baby. Stand: Achtung Baby."

"Irene Kujo. AKA Stone Ocean. Stand: Stone Free."

"These two are the daughters of the Superhero known as... The Stardust Crusader."

"Understandable. They will be entering the Jump Class."

Chapter 2:

"Ugh..." sighed Deku, facepalming. "My head hurts."

"Oh, wow! If it isn't the world's best broccoli-haired dweeb..." sneered Ochako. "Aw! What's wrong? Headache from last night? Didn't take you for someone who can't take their loads! Like a sad puppy!"

"Ochako, shut... the fuck... up..." growled Deku.

"Careful! I can still control gravitational forces!" smirked Ochako.

"Hey... Lay off him, would ya?" said Bakugou, walking into the room and wiping his head with a towel.

"Aw! Just taking a bite off the hairy asparagus!" smiled Ochako.

"Ugh... How many people did you shoot?" asked Bakugou.

"You SHOT SOMEONE AGAIN!?!?" asked Deku.

"Ugh. It's called stress relief."

A portal opens and Miguel falls to the ground, crawling away.

"Whoa..." said Uraraka. "Who's the hobo?"

"Whoa... Who's the Mean Girl-Heather Hybrid!?!?" growled Miguel.

"That's the King of the Multiverse!" Deku helps him up.

Miguel growls. "No! No, no! I'm crip-!"

Deku picks Miguel up in his arms. 

"Huh... Wow... Your hands are soft..." smirked Miguel. 

"Don't worry, my Lord. I am here."

"Jesus Christ. You don't need to say that all the time, Zuks."

"Oh. It's you," said Bakugou.

"'Sup Baks," smirked Miguel.

"Stop calling me that..." sighed Bakugou.

"Who's the side-chick?" asked Ochako. "You two idiots aren't cheating on me are you?"

"Jesus Christ, take a pill," sighed Deku.

"Seriously. Who IS the side-chick?" asked Miguel.

"Stealing my question, fucking squalid fuck."

"My name is Ochako Uraraka. These are my husbands, Izuku Midoriya and Katsuki Bakugou..." said Uraraka.

"Dumbass!!! I know who they fucking-!!! Ohhh... You're the crazy psycho bitch who crashed their wedding and forced these two to marry her in eternal matrimony!" smiled Miguel.

"Yes," said Deku and Katsuki.

"No!" said Ochako. "They consented!"

"No," said Deku and Katsuki.

"SHUT... UP!!! I'm trying cold medicine!" roared Ochaco.

"Please, don't," said Bakugou.

"Ochako...?" asked Deku.

Ochako turns to Deku.

"Remember that you're a former mean girl bitch that gave me cancer and don't fuck up?"

"FUCKIN'!!!" growled Ochako.

"Jesus. Heheh..." smirked Miguel. "Anyway, guys. I need your help!"

"What kinda help?" asked Bakugou.