Crackhead Activity 2.0! (Jujutsu Kaisen XF.Reader)

11 💋 (Sukuna n Friends)

✨♥️SHOUT OUT TO @myntymxlk for answering my comment on needing help with a 90s-ish fuck boy name. Thank you!♥️✨

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"The fuck?! Unhand my wife you hideous beast!"

The monster yanked you out of bed butt ass naked as Gojo tried to throw his shoe at it.

The thing yanked your body as it turned. (You were throwing your arms left and right.) "Shut the fuck up twink. Getos down stairs waiting for your ass... Bitch."

Gojo's shoulders dropped. "How do you know his name?! What have you done to Suguru?!"

You watched all four eyes roll. "Because it's me, Sukuna. Fuck are you both dumb?"

You froze

This was not Sukuna... You could lean up and touch the ceiling.. Sukuna wasn't that tall! And he didn't have four eyes that blinked at different times!-- But he did already have the four arms, the tattoos matched, even the pink hair..

Oh shit.... What did they do to him?

Gojo got up from the bed. Raw chicken log bouncing as he walked.

Sukuna deadpanned and let him walk out the door. But he was nice enough to wrap a blanket around you.

"I'm so pissed off at you Y/n. If you were going to get drunk and regrettably marry someone-- it should have been me."

"Sorry..."

Fast footsteps entered the room. It was Yuji.. "Damn Gojo almost took my eye out with that thang-a-ling.. Woah! Are those ducks!"

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The van was packed.... And quiet- ish. The only sound you could hear were the random quacks from the two ducks Yuji decided to kidnap.

He tried to break the silence. "Do you think the ducks will like the fountain at the school?"

Nobara hummed. "Probably? You just have to make sure no one tries to feed them stuff that's not good for them."

You shifted in your seat or should you say Sukuna's lap? If he didn't take up a whole seat you would have sat far away from him. He didn't speak to you after leaving the hotel. Was he really that mad?

" Sukuna?"

No answer..

You looked down at Elroy who's been completely quiet. You tried to tickle his lip with your finger to get a reaction.. All he did was let out an annoyed *hmff.*

"Aw don't worry baby cakes. Just let them cool down yo."

You screamed and almost fell off of Sukuna. One arm caught you..

There was a mouth on his neck?! Wtf?

It smiled. "Sup shawty. Names Brody.. what's your name sweet cheeks."

You gulped and looked around the van. Yuji just shrugged, Gojo was peeking back, everyone else just stayed in their own world... This must have happened when he formed into an 8 foot giant?... And you missed it..

"Uh.. I'm Y/n."

The mouth smiled. "Oh! We're supposed to be mad at you. But that's okay Lil Mamma, I'll be nice to you. They didn't tell me you were all that and a bag of chips."

The mouth then disappeared back into Sukuna's neck --

What the fuck was that?!

Something was trying to bite your ham sandwich through the sheets. Sukuna moved you off his thigh and slapped Brody--