Life's a bitch {stony}

FIRST DAY

Tony: I work better alone and I won't  be lazy like the useless people on the couch - he pointed towards the room where Bucky, Scott, SAM and Pietro were sitting watching a penguin documentary 

Steve: This is all your fault, you can't claim anything, if you hadn't done your weird things we wouldn't be here

Tony: Could you stop throwing my non-mistakes in my face? I want to concentrate and run the party in peace, mummy, so why don't you go see whatever the people in the room are watching? I must instill knowledge

then esteve left

Tony: Okay baby... it's time to fix this problem - he spoke to himself as he left for his room, taking out his cell phone and typing codes to access Jarvis' matrix, which he couldn't do when the AI's voice rang in his room. -

Jarvis: Sir, for your safety and that of everyone in this tower, I suggest you do not open the doors, the magician, the agent, the soldier, or you could become infected, the possibilities are great at this time.The brunette thought about that warning, he didn't want to get infected... much less infect his family, they  didn't deserve to have that filthy virus, and much less because of him, with a deep breath he put away his cell phone, I would close my eyes for a moment thinking about what to do. After 30 minutes he left his room towards the living room where everyone was.

Tony: Well... apparently it will be more difficult than I thought, do you think choosing a roommate? I don't want people scattered around my living room or kitchen at night, thank you

Tony:  vision will sleep in my room,because well he doesn't really even sleep and  I won't leave him within youR REACH PEOPLE .

vision: I wouldn't mind sleeping with ANYONE ELSE - he mentioned earning a look worthy of a father full of confusion and disapproval -

Steve: I agree that vision SHOULD SLEEP WITH TONY, someone needs to babysit.

Tony: Yes, well, we have to concentrate on the main issue, I think, captain... that you should sleep with the one-armed soldier.

Bucky: Is it that hard to call me by my damn name?

T'challa: Sorry Anthony, but I've spent a lot of time with Barnes already and I'd like to request that he be my roommate.

Tony: Oh, that's funny, I was going to put you with Agent Everett since I know you are good friends, I didn't think you would like to spend more time with the hairy guy, and well, as long as he accepts, do whatever you want.

Bucky: Well, it doesn't bother me - he said, rolling his eyes at the nicknames that Playboy kept giving him -

Scott: I notice that I can sleep with anyone

Tony: So you sleep with Sam?

Sam: What? Because with me?

Tony: Because I can't send you to Barnes anymore and because you were the first one I saw, Thor and Loki I imagine will sleep together, they are brothers, Asgardians and mythical beings, I couldn't find a better pair of companions, Natasha and Clint are the best friends So the camaraderie explains itself, just like with the Maximoff brothers - he explained quickly, Loki was about to complain but Steve spoke first -

Steve: Sorry for butting in but I think the most correct thing is to leave ALICE,Wanda and Natasha in one room since they are the only women, we leave Clint and Pietro in another.

Tony: Ash geezer, we're not in nineteen ninety-something anymore, they'll be fine.

Steve: I still think it would be the right thing to do, women will have women's affairs and...

Wanda: Good! I don't want to hear what things you think are women's issues, I agree with sleeping with Natasha

Natasha: I think the same, anyway, it will only be for sleeping, it's not a big deal.

Tony: Well... there are four people left. Stephen, Steve?

Everett: Oh, no way Mr. Stark, you're not going to make me sleep in a room with Wilson.

Stephen: Funny that you think the same, Agent Ross. Would you be okay with us being roommates?

Everett: Of course.

Tony: Ha! I'm sorry Steve but I think he got the worst of you.

Steve: Oh no... You said there were 9 rooms, right? Could I sleep in a room alone? Be merciful

Tony: Uhmm.. okay, just because  I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy.

Loki: I should be the one who has a room alone, I'm not willing to sleep with Thor-pe

Thor: Come on Loki, it won't be the first or the last time we sleep in a room, it won't be bad.

Loki: I have enough living in the same place with you for two weeks to sleep in the same place.

Tony: I'm sorry, little horns, but there is no other place where you can sleep besides  Steve, which, I think... you won't like it.

Loki: Trade my place for the robot.

vision: What about me?

Tony: No thanks.

Loki: Oh come on, I wouldn't mind sleeping with you and Thor could keep an eye on the robot half human, don't let me sleep with the useless blonde, it's too much torture for my magnificent being, I know you understand.

vision: i don't care with who i sleep - he commented with a smile on his face - it wouldn't bother me at all.

Thor: We could play that thing they call Tourist before going to sleep.

vision: sire?Tony: Ahg... well, I don't want them to reveal themselves too much, okay? And horns, you better not snore

Loki: Please Stark, you offend me.The day was over tidying up the rooms, some separated the blankets to have "more space", others simply found it worth a peanut.

 Everyone was already in their respective rooms with their respective companions about to sleep.

In Stark's room, the brunette had already fallen into a deep sleep, releasing small snores that made the raven man laugh. Of course, he was not bothered because he was used to Thor's terrible snoring. The only thing he did was push him slightly so that his snoring were directed elsewhere.

The clock soon struck 12... 1... 2... and the lightning of an apparent storm resounded at 3, making a certain lhalf human wake up from being startled by the noise.vision:sire Thor - he spoke to him, shaking him somewhat gently - Mr Thor - he spoke to him again, shaking him harder - well - he grunned, seeing that the Asgardian was sleeping like a log, and it's not that he was afraid of them.

 lightning, that is, he is a half human and half robot , lightning does not affect him...- Ah! -He shouted, covering his mouth when he heard how thunder resonated in what he believed to be the entire tower.

 He slowly left the room and walked to the living room and heard  some strange moans that came from the next room