Life's a bitch {stony}

SIX PART

The morning was especially lazy for everyone, it was 11 in the morning and no one had left their room yet, some were still in the world of dreams, which was no longer so strange because with each passing day the laziness became more present in that tower , that may be why everyone was surprised when they heard voices coming from the room where no one was supposed to be.

Q: Do we have to go up more?
?: Jarvis said everyone would be on this floor!
Jarvis: And they are, they're just still in their rooms.
Q: Good luck, right?
Q: Yes... Jarvis Where is Tony?
Jarvis: In the last room in the hallway -he informed and both newly arrived individuals went straight there-
Tony woke up alert when he heard the knocking on the door of his room and after cursing half the world he got up, finding his best friends standing in front of the door.

Tony: Guys, I forgot you could go up today. How was everything?Rodhes: Very good welcome, where is everyone?Tony: I don't know, maybe they're sleeping or I don't know, I was sleeping, until they interrupted my beautiful dreams.Bruce: I'm sorry? I thought they would receive us with more joyTony: Then we make them a cake, now I guess we have to wait for the princesses to deign to come out of the rooms.Little by little and more lazily, everyone began to go out, whether to ask what they had for breakfast, to drink water or to try to watch the television, one by one being surprised by what would be their new quarantine companions.It was a really late hour and everyone was able to have breakfast thanks to the new energy of Bruce and Rodhes who kindly decided to make breakfast this time, since surely if they didn't, no one wouldPeter: Wow, thanks for the breakfast - he thanked while eating the pancakes they had made -Bruce: Is it just me that's surprised by the calm? -He asked Rodhes, and he looked at him, implying that he was just as confused by the calm.Rodhes: Is there a possibility that when we crossed the door to get here we crossed into an alternate dimension?Tony: None of that, we had some interesting days, this confinement thing doesn't give us a very good atmosphere, I guess everyone is the same as me, tired, overwhelmed and with little desire to deal with the same people all dayNatasha: And for a miracle in the world today we won't be with the same ones, now that it's so Rodhes and Bruce we can have more fun... -she suggested mischievously, making Brice jump back-Bruce: Oh no, they won't have fun with me, the other guy has little patience and I don't even want to know what will happen -he said, in a nervous but determined tone-Natasha: Oh, but we're not that bad either, a couple of little games and that's it.Pietro: We can play Twistter - he suggested in a clear joke, making Hawkaye choke on the water he drank, making the winter soldier speak -Bucky: That game is like contorted sex with clothes, that would be a good test to see how much flexibility you have... -he rambled at the end, becoming absorbed in his thoughts-T'challa: It would be very... interesting to play that... -he said distractedly, everyone remained silent, noticing the sexual tension that had been dropped with those simple and simple words-Rodhes: Nope, I definitely won't play that.Everett: I support you in that decision, Colonel.Bruce: TotallyWade: Pff, boring trioNatasha: No... maybe they are right, if we play there may be other types of triosTony: Yes, better not, I don't want uncontrolled sex in every room.While everyone was talking about the same vulgar topic, Peter was already on the living room couch , completely blushing, listening to every sexual atrocity that came to mind.Bruce: Umm...hey -he pointed to the sofa where Peter was covering his face with a pillow that was on the armchair-Steve: Did he hear us?Bucky: Isn't it obvious? The poor thing is now a tomato, I doubt it's because of the heatWade: Baby boy, are you okay? -Peter did not respond- Mailob, don't tell me that you're embarrassed that they talk about sex, think that soon you'll...Tony: Nothing soon, respect his innocence WilsonWade: In this tower with you there is no place for innocenceNatasha: When he is right he is right.Stephen: It's true, you are all degenerates.Tony: Okay, no one asked for your opinion, okay?Rodhes: Can't you stop fighting every time you breathe the same air?Everett: Deep down they love each other, they just like to be dramaticBruce: Tony is the drama queen, it makes sense.Loki: The drama queen is me! -He said, entering the dining room triumphantly, showing himself after the previous day, dressing in the elegant way that he always used to with a smile so dazzling that many expected the apocalypse. "Colonel, Bruce..." he greeted and sat in the armchair next to Peter-Tony: If they had wild sex I hope they at least cleaned up.Clint: I thought it was just sexual attraction.Pietro: I would swear that was it.Wade: I'm sure that Loki, after tasting the thunder, will be poisoned in the storm.
Loki: Shut up, deformed.Thor: Bruce, when have you arrived! -excited greeting arriving at the room-Bruce: This morning, but what are you doing to be absent?

Rodhes: Bruce, with what they've said it's better not to ask, seriously.

Natasha: Yes, better not ask.Wade: It's obvious that they had wild sex - he responded as the most normal thing in the world -Bruce: I shouldn't have asked...The rest of the morning passed with even more tranquility, they started watching movies that they didn't even see the name of , they talked about totally random things while they ate fried foods, it was perhaps the laziest morning of the week they had had, without They didn't care at all, some of them even fell asleep on the living room carpet . Peter: And you don't want to do something? -he asked and in a synchronized manner everyone said a clear "No" while the only thing they clearly wanted was to sleep- Okay... -he sighed somewhat resigned and went to the room he shared with Wade to get bored in solitude-