Life's a bitch {stony}

SEVEN

In the small space of the tower where the Avengers were, the smell of freshly made pancakes reigned everywhere , which woke several up just to eat while others were dreaming of a pancake heaven .

No one could eat until everyone was in the dining room, Wanda was the one who had gotten up in a very good mood to prepare breakfast for everyone, and the condition was that everyone was there to continue spending quality time together

Some refused to get out of bed, so they were forced to be dragged out of the rooms (Pietro and Wade were very eager for the delicious pancakes). Thor, although they threw him out of bed, did not wake up, he continued sleeping as if he would never wake up. , so Loki stabbed him with a simple stick in the leg to wake him up , which he was able to achieve .

Thor: Ahh, Loki! What's happening to you!?Loki: You weren't waking up... so I turned to the old reliable, it's time for breakfast - he said and just left the room, telling Pietro and Peter that he was already awake.
Peter: Ah... Was it necessary to hurt him...? -he asked the God of lies, who only laughed-
Loki: He's a God, a small sting only causes him a little pain, I'm sure it didn't even really hurt him. "He'll be fine," he answered and just walked towards the kitchen, ready to sit down so he could have breakfast in peace.
Thor was the last one missing and everyone was already gathered in the large dining room, Wanda very cheerfully began to distribute plates around the table and leave a couple of dozen pancakes in the middle of the table so that everyone could grab.

Tony: What is the reason for so much happiness, little witch? -he questioned while eating a delicious pancake, being a little intrigued by the redhead's sweet behavior-Wanda: How? If I have always been this way, I don't know what's strange about it... -she answered in a slightly nervous way, now drawing more attention-
Pietro: It's true, you're very strange... did something happen that I don't know about? Because I think that as your brother since we were born I should know
Clint: But baby, let her have her life anyway, she's happy.
Wade: If I want to know the truth, speak witch -Scott, who had his mouth full, only made somewhat quick nods to show that he still wanted to know-
Wanda: It didn't happen... Nothing... -a small blush gave her away, making Pietro look at her more closely, ready to ask her a lot of questions-
Natasha: Well, well, a lot of show, I'm hungry, aren't you? "She," she spoke, putting herself between both brothers, cutting off any words that were going to come out of the platinum, "she smells delicious!" Oh, what a really good breakfast today -she took a pancake, biting into a piece, trying to change all the attention, which didn't happen-
What happened next was that Pietro was ready to approach his sister, ready to question her about last night. Natasha was now very aware of the mess that was going through the Maximoff girl's mind, and as a good... Friend? She did what she thought of when she saw the platinum's determination; throw her pancake at him. What the spy did not expect is for her to return it, but thanks to her great spy instincts she was able to get away from her in time, causing her to hit Wade.

Wade: Hey, I just wanted to know the gossip! -she took another pancake only to throw it again at the spy, causing her to hit the great icon of America-
Steve: You shouldn't play with food, it's bad to waste it! -He complained to those involved, not expecting the pancake that fell right in his face-Tony: Don't be bitter! -He said laughing, turning to look at his next target who was stealthily hoping to escape from that very Nordic scene. He took aim and threw another pancake at the God of Deception, who only turned to look at him with indignation - don't even think you can escape thisLoki: Oh.. You didn't mean to do that -what he received in response was another pancake, this time from the God of Thunder- is that really!? -He took both recently thrown pancakes to throw them towards the other God, causing one to hit the blonde and another to the Sorcerer who was just ignoring the situation- oops
Stephen: Oops? Really? -He looked at him questioningly, not letting himself be carried away by the provocation, until whoever least expected it threw him another pancake- but... Everett?
Everett: Me? No, not at all - the agent hid his mischievous smile very well, or at least he did until his partner returned the pancake - Stephen, I never believed that about you! -he complained, letting out his smile with a great shine, something that was not seen every day-
It was a matter of seconds before everyone found themselves throwing pancakes everywhere, making a big mess of the floor in the tower, but having fun in a unique way, in the tower only joking complaints and a lot of laughter could be heard. Yes, they were making a real mess.

Although the battle did not last more than 10 minutes, it was enough to go without breakfast, with a topic very well evaded and forgotten and an atmosphere free of tension or stress.

Peter: Well, all very fun and so on, but... I still want to have breakfast - he spoke after a few seconds of silence when everything had calmed down -
Bucky: It's true... Ah...
Tony: Well...it'll take Jarvis 2 hours to restock the shelves for some breakfast. In conclusion; Breakfast wasn't even that good.
Steve: But you can't tell them that! Don't you have something else here?Tony: Not something fast, so no. None of this would have happened if they hadn't started playing. Bad example Cap
Steve: But you were the one who contributed the most to all of this!
Stephen: By God, they fight like husbands - a little tired from the complaints, Agamotto opened his eye, determined to solve the fight, he put the pancakes back at just the right moment so that they would never be thrown. The truth is that I still wanted to have breakfast-Wade: How efficient Doc, in the end he is a good hero
Stephen: ..¿What?
Wanda: Great, so I won't have to do more!
Everett: Isn't the eye of agamotto not supposed to be used lightly?
Stephen: My dear Ross, if I didn't do it those two would continue arguing, would you really prefer that?
Steve: Still, it was a bad waste... -The play boy interrupted his words by putting a pancake in his mouth, earning a dirty look-Tony: Aren't they rich? Yum!Scott: Wait... were you able to do that all this time? From the beginning? -I ask looking towards the sorcerer-Stephen: Uh... Yeah? -He responded somewhat strangely, not knowing the root of the question-Scott: So... when Jarvis locked us in, you were able to back away so we could get out...?Stephen: ..Yes.. It just didn't occur to me..Sam: What surprises me most is that with so much "genius" in this place, only Scott thought of that possibility.Tony: Well, now it's not just my fault that we're locked up.Bruce: Actually...Tony: Shh, Bruce, not now darling - he silenced him as calmly as he could while still putting a pancake in his mouth, smiling at all times like the most innocent being in the world -Wade: Hey, hey, I want you to put a pancake in my mouth too, let's see! -She said opening her mouth, making Peter who was next to her look at him strangely and funny- right?Tony: Keep dreamingPeter: And you couldn't... I don't know, go back again to when the pandemic started?Stephen: It's been too long, handling him now would make him very unstable. I'm afraid it's too late for that.Pietro: Well, maybe it's not so bad to live together, I guess. Gotta find something good here, right?Wanda: That's how you talk! We are greatly strengthening our bond as heroesT'challa: Yes, yes, we strengthened him a lot, that's true.Bucky: We can strengthen it even more, I think -said the second, giving his roommate a mischievous look-Sam: I may be crazy, but I doubt he was referring to that type of bond, Barnes - I look at him, between the disturbance and the funny, not wanting to make mental images of the subject - anyway, we got along better, I think it turned out better than I thought. we all hopedNatasha: Much better than we expected, no one has died yet - a "Still..." could be heard from Clint, who also did not expect things to turn out like this -After that topic they talked about random things, the weather, squirrels and the instability of the universe itself, ordinary conversations like any other.