Seeing as he dragged Ivy through the door behind the counter, I calmly watched it while Analyzing everything that looked like it could be a weapon.
For example.
[Flame extending scope]
[Creator: Sharon Meraki]
[Flame Beam (D): A scope that can be attached to any weapon that forces the output into a beam of flame.]
[Wind Gale Marble set]
[Creator: Gerard Meraki]
[Whirlwind (F): Marbles that explode into a fierce gale when shattered.]
[Shadow Silk Expanding Hair Net ]
[Creator: Sloane Raven]
[Sticky trap (F): A net woven with sticky shadows that is hard to extract yourself from.]
[Yin Yang Beam Lipstick]
[Creator: Sloane Raven]
[Blind(F): A lipstick in a charming shade of red. When twisted to the right, it will fire a beam of blinding light. When twisted to the left, it will fire a beam of blinding darkness.]
[Bottle of Regenerative Rotting Oil]
[Creator: Slime Meraki]
[Tasty Rot (D): A tasty blend of oil that can be used to cook. When ingested, will cause the body to cramp and convulse before rotting the intestines]
There were all sorts of useful things here and there as I glanced through and I dutifully analyzed each and every one for replication later while selecting the ones I would buy. It wasn't my money anyway so being liberal was the way to go.
When my mana began running low, I discreetly sipped a mana potion and continued looking around while thoroughly enjoying the experience of shopping.
Finally satisfied with my selection, I headed to the dusty box Nestor had indicated. It was almost my height and looked like a discarded pile of things he didn't want. In faded, sloppy writing, the outside of the box stated miscellaneous items of unknown effect.
What a cheapskate.
Resigned at my fate, I began the tedious chore of analyzing them and was met with an annoying result.
[Analyze rank is too low. Unknown item.]
Considering Eye of Odin was now Rank C, that was quite odd.
I picked up a silver pocket watch and tried again with the same result.
[Analyze rank is too low. Unknown item.]
Asani: "......"
Was this some type of setup? Everything in the store was analyzable to my eyes, and it was the miscellaneous junk that was the problem.
Bullshit.
All of the items looked like regular junk in my eyes, without a hint of mana above them, but I refused to give up.
If I were getting something free, I would rather look through each item before giving in and selecting something randomly.
Almost in a frenzy, I lifted out everything and analyzed it before putting it aside.
Unknown. Unknown. Unknown.
Everything inside was unknown.
As I began scooping things out by the handful in irritation, I felt something prick my finger, snagging the item. I took a look at it.
It was a large ring that was bigger than my thumb. It was made of jet-black material that seemed to absorb light and had spikes that made it look like a crown....or a ring of teeth. That had been what poked me although it didn't draw blood.
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I'm A Great Villain So The Author Hates Me
FantastikWork In Progress Premise: Asani left a comment on a novel that he thought the villain should have won against the hero. It was due to bad writing and monologues that he lost. After getting hit by the legendary truck and being transmigrated into the...
