Johnny Settles Down

A Call Across The Pond

Kendall opened the door of her childhood home. It was quiet, dark, and Tatum was nowhere to be seen, but she was lying by her mom. Tatum had peed on the floor a few times and piles of poop were in the sunroom. She was loyal to her owner. Wendy's sat all over the table, as the gas station was shared with a Wendy's. She walked past the bathroom where a litter box reeked of ammonia, but Salt was by her mother. They knew she was sad. She spent four days a week there. Outside the news raged about a local lady screwing Johnny Depp, and every evening what Johnny was going to do about the video. It was viral. People sided with Johnny and called Karen a "fifteen minutes of fame" woman. "She did that on purpose.   She is worse than Amber."  If they knew her, and Johnny was refusing to know her. "I don't have any painkillers and I don't want a mess," Karen thought to herself. She was planning this. As she lay there, she heard a "mom".

"Mom?"
"Kendall, please go. I don't want you to see me like this." She began to cry.
"Mom!" She hugged her. She smelled so bad.

Karen's hair was greasy, she reeked of just general b.o., urine, and she looked sad. She laid next to her dog. Kendall began to cry, which snapped her out of things, She grabbed her mom's phone. A weird phone number had called more than ten times over the past few days. It was from England. She took a picture of it. She hoped it was Johnny. Karen sat up. She was crying. "Mom, I love you. Grandpa and grandma love you. It is unfortunate someone took advantage of you both. Mom, I am sorry. I know you loved Johnny and I was so excited for you. Mom, I am taking you to eat." Karen protested. "You're going!" Karen put on some shoes, reeking of bodily fliuids and grease, she drove her to a sandwich place she loved. She barely ate. "Those people are looking at me," she sobbed. "Some guy asked me if I wanted to in the bathroom." "Mom, what they did to you was wrong," she told her. "Mom, I want Johnny to pay. He hurt you." "I was stupid enough to fall for it."

She tried to eat but felt sick. Kendall took her home and made her take a shower. She gave her mom a sleeping pill and tucked her in. She needed to sleep. She drove home, looked at the clock. It was nine thirty. She was going to call that number in the morning when she got to the office. She owed her mom that. She hoped it was Johnny himself. Johnny was still pissed, but Steven got him out for a few drinks. Johnny was pretty ruthless.

"So, what's up, Johnny?"
"I just want to smash that cunt's face. I wish Gina never would have read that letter."
"Why did she think she did that?"
"Look at her! She's fat. Like I would date that really. I thought she would be different. I thought she would be nice."
She is. I am sure. Gina wouldn't have picked her. She thought there was something you might love."
"Sorry, I am done with love. Sorry I made a few fat girls happy that they might get a chance with me. Stephen, this is the last time. I am going to immerse myself in music, song and hopefully a non fatass will find me."
"Johnny, you don't mean it."
"More than anything."

He went to the exclusive club. He demanded Malcom take him. Malcom did, but he was worried, Johnny was free again, and Anny was there. She was some kind of royalty and had a thing for him. She was thin, gorgeous and looked a lot like Kate. Anny was sort of a party girl. Anny walked over to him. He had nothing to lose.  It was over with Karen.   Se wasn't his type anyway, or so he thought.,,

"Hey, Johnny, sorry about that girl."
"Thanks."
"We're having an afterparty. Wanna come with?"
"Sure. I have to Malcom take me."
"That's cool. I am so sorry that girl did that to you. You know, my dad has dinners coming up and I can invite you. I think you need a beautiful woman and I have very beautiful friends.  I have pretty ones who aren 't fat like that girl."
"Yeah, no more fatasses. She was so fat and gross." He was pissed and there was a delight in tearing her apart. 
"Well I can make it all better."

She kissed him. He kissed back. This was nice for him.  Karen could kiss, but Anny was young, hot, and willing. 

"How about we slip away? Johnny I am here for you."
"Let me say something to Malcom."
"Of course."

She kissed him. She was a good kisser. She was a bit forward, but what she did felt good and she had nice, pert breasts. Those were nice. He took off his shirt. She said, "old man body, but it's Johnny Depp." She unbuckled his jeans and there he was.... She got down on her knees and sucked him off. She was a B+. He almost came, it she led him to a chair, got on top of her and got her to the next level." She said, "Johnny, welcome back." He smiled and said, "It is nice to be back, love. Nice to be back among the beautiful and you are beautiful.   Let me recover, but if I need a beauty like you, I will call you.  No strings.   I just need to sort this out, love, but damn.   I did enjoy myself. God, Anny, why did I date that fat girl?" He started to cry when he left. He realized what he had done.

Malcom was waiting for him, and on the way home, he began to really cry.

"Are you okay, Johnny?"
"No. Malcom, I really miss Karen.  I just did her wrong."
"Karen,was the one for you. Maybe there is still time."
"I didn't mean to call her those awful things."
"You're hurt, Johnny."
"I wish I could make it up to her." He tried to call her but here phone was not taking calls. "She blocked me."

"Johnny, let's get you some sleep.  We can sort this out."
"I want to talk to her." He sobbed.
"Johnny, maybe in time, but if she blocked you. I am sure she is pretty hurt by what you said. Johnny, get some rest."

Johnny cried into his pillow. She was gone.   He slept with an other woman and he was the bad guy.   "Anny, it was fun, but no strings, please."  She said, "Got ya!  Anyway, I have a boyfriend.  I just wanted to be with you, to make you feel better."

    He gripped the pillow, wishing it were Karen.