Rafaela - I'm literally so cold!
Security Guard #8 - Pipe down in there!
Rafaela - You pipe down, stupid guard number eight!
Security Guard #8 - Don't make me use it.
Rafaela - Ooh, big man! Use it! See if I care!
Matsuo - Can you both quiet down, please?!
Then one of Cleve Kelso's men set two charges so he can get Matsuo out of prison.
Rafaela - What do you even do while you meditate? Are you thinking about me?
Matsuo - I'm thinking about infinite nothingness.
Rafaela - Then open your stupid eyes. It's literally all there is here.
Matsuo - In your incredible ignorance, you just accidentally created a Zen kōan.
Rafaela - Oh my gosh, thank you! I have always been, like, really, uh, spiritual.
Cleve - Yee-ha! Got him.
Rafaela - Hey! How come he gets to leave? Hm...
Cleve - Konnichiwa, Matsuo. I went through a lot of trouble to get you out. I hope you're ready to get back to work.
Matsuo - You ruined my life! I never wanted to see you again!
Cleve - Don't you know anything about the bushidō code? Son, you owe me. Set him straight, boys.
Then 1 of Cleve's men press a little button on Matsuo's right arm.
Matsuo - It's good to be back.
Cleve - There's my boy!
Rafaela - Matsuo!
Cleve - Who the heck is that?
Rafaela - Hm. This guy bothering you, Matsuo?
Cleve - You got a lot of get up and go, little lady! I like that! How'd you like to work for me?
Rafaela - I don't know. Do you have a coat for me? And it better not be fake fur. I hate fake fur. Pain keeps me warm.
Cleve - You and I are gonna get on like a house on fire.
Rafaela - What's up with that?
Cleve - Show her, Matsuo.
Rafaela - Hot.
Tony - Ooh! Did my car land it? Aw, lugnuts, my car! I don't get it! Why can't we recreate this stupid video? Pull it up again. How does he do that?!
Cisco - Bro, I'm telling you, these are CG people. They probably shot this video in the uncanny valley. They walk amongst us.
Echo - I'll tell you what's wrong. He wants it more.
Tony - What? Nobody wants it more than me!
Echo - Then prove it!
Tony - Fine! I will! We're going again.
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The Story of Tony Toretto and Layla Gray in Fast and Furious Spy Racers
AdventureThe story was co-written by ibella3282007 and the Netflix Show