The Story of Tony Toretto and Layla Gray in Fast and Furious Spy Racers

Chapter 1

Rafaela - I'm literally so cold!

Security Guard #8 - Pipe down in there!

Rafaela - You pipe down, stupid guard number eight!

Security Guard #8 - Don't make me use it.

Rafaela - Ooh, big man! Use it! See if I care!

Matsuo - Can you both quiet down, please?!

Then one of Cleve Kelso's men set two charges so he can get Matsuo out of prison.

Rafaela - What do you even do while you meditate? Are you thinking about me?

Matsuo - I'm thinking about infinite nothingness.

Rafaela - Then open your stupid eyes. It's literally all there is here.

Matsuo - In your incredible ignorance, you just accidentally created a Zen kōan.

Rafaela - Oh my gosh, thank you! I have always been, like, really, uh, spiritual.

Cleve - Yee-ha! Got him.

Rafaela - Hey! How come he gets to leave? Hm...

Cleve - Konnichiwa, Matsuo. I went through a lot of trouble to get you out. I hope you're ready to get back to work.

Matsuo - You ruined my life! I never wanted to see you again!

Cleve - Don't you know anything about the bushidō code? Son, you owe me. Set him straight, boys.

Then 1 of Cleve's men press a little button on Matsuo's right arm.

Matsuo - It's good to be back.

Cleve - There's my boy!

Rafaela - Matsuo!

Cleve - Who the heck is that?

Rafaela - Hm. This guy bothering you, Matsuo?

Cleve - You got a lot of get up and go, little lady! I like that! How'd you like to work for me?

Rafaela - I don't know. Do you have a coat for me? And it better not be fake fur. I hate fake fur. Pain keeps me warm.

Cleve - You and I are gonna get on like a house on fire.

Rafaela - What's up with that?

Cleve - Show her, Matsuo.

Rafaela - Hot.

Tony - Ooh! Did my car land it? Aw, lugnuts, my car! I don't get it! Why can't we recreate this stupid video? Pull it up again. How does he do that?!

Cisco - Bro, I'm telling you, these are CG people. They probably shot this video in the uncanny valley. They walk amongst us.

Echo - I'll tell you what's wrong. He wants it more.

Tony - What? Nobody wants it more than me!

Echo - Then prove it!

Tony - Fine! I will! We're going again.