newsies one-shots!

Newsies as actual conversations between my friends and I part 2

so this is from when i was in tech week for high school musical, so I give you NAACBMFAI ✨tech week edition✨

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Katherine: Oh my gosh, don't y'all ever get tired of dancing?

All the newsies: Not really.

Jack: I can't dance, I'm a lead!

Newsies: we know!

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*Albert putting electrolyte powder in his water*

Race: Ooh, can I have some?

Albert: No, you're just gonna snort it.

Race: How dare you assume correctly.

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Katherine: Guys, look at how bad this costume looks, and I have to wear it onstage! *frustrated grunting*

Les: Yeah, it's pretty ugly.

Davey: Hey! We're supposed to be supportive friends, okay?

Les: Oh, sorry. YAS QUEEN YOU ROCK THAT UGLY-ASS FIT!

Davey: *visual disappointment*

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Spot: *late to rehearsal, is running in.*

Specs: HEY, WALK PLEASE!

Spot: I'm short! If I walk I'll be even more late!

Race: *following close behind Spot, since he's also late.* Wait, but I'm tall, do I have to walk?

Spot: No dimwit, you carry me on your back and run. I'll be your run pass.

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*Davey and Sarah laughing together and hugging each other*

Mush: Hey, do you know those two pretty well?

Crutchie: Yeah, why?

Finch: Well, see, we were wondering if they are, ya know, together?

Mush: Yeah, we wanted to ask them, but it seems really rude to assume things. 

Finch: So are they dating?

Crutchie: *laughing hysterically* NOPE! *whisper* they're siblings.

Mush: WAIT REALLY?

Finch: *just standing there*

Crutchie: Yeah, I can go ask them for proof, if you want.

Finch: Yes, go.

(crutchie walks over to Davey and Sarah)

Crutchie: Hey Davey, I got a question for you from somebody.

Davey: Yeah, what is it?

Crutchie: Are you two dating? *points to Davey and Sarah*

Sarah: WHAT! NO! EWW! THAT'S INCEST.

Davey: Yeah! What she said!

Crutchie: (to Mush and Finch) Told ya.

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*at mic check*

Jack: YEAH, TODAY I HAD CANDY FOR LUNCH, AND I PLAN ON EATING SOME MORE BEFORE THE RUN...

Davey: *whisper* I'm not sure thats healthy

Race: We're theatre kids, nothing we do is healthy.

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Finch: *rehersing his song in the dressing rooms* 

Albert: dude can you quietly do that

Finch: ... YOU CAN'T BELT QUIETLY DIMWIT

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Katherine: *in her dressing room, hanging with the Bowery Beauties*

Race: *runs out of the boys dressing room screaming his head off*

Davey: RACE COME BACK, ITS NOT THAT BAD

Katherine: What's going on?

Jack: Sniper peed in the trashcan in our dressing room, but he doesn't know that we know.

Katherine: There's literally a bathroom in your dressing room, why did he pee in the trashcan?

Jack: I dunno.

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Spot: *walks out in his costume*

Katherine: OH MY GOSH SPOT, y o u  l o o k  s t r a i g h t

Newsies: *laughing*

Spot: hahahahaha

Race: It's okay love, I think you look good.

(don't worry, the guy didn't find it offensive, it's just that he was playing Troy, and was essentially playing a straight dude. his boyfriend was in crew, and was the one that asked someone to do the joke)

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Everyone: *singing the last note of the last song*

Race: AUGHATIOEHSGN.MWHPSILBQOIIISLKBQGOQGT3

(this legit happened onstage, we're all singing and then the same kid that pissed in the dressing room, just starts screaming his head off)

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Everyone: *bows, normally*

Jack: *literally trips on the stage before doing his bow*

and that's it! will be posting more of a one-shot kinda thing soon, but for now thats it

OKTYBYEEEE