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Distance (Leico/Valdangelo)

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.
What the hell is wrong with me? What the hell was I thinking? Why the hell was I even thinking about doing that? And the most important question, why the fuck did I actually do it?!
You see, dear reader, I, Nico di Angelo, kissed my long time crush and best friend, who is as straight as a log. And guess what? I really think he's homophobic.
Fuck.
Why the hell do I even try? He's in love with Calypso. She's pretty, is a girl, and is a fucking goddess, it's not like I can compete with that.
So fuck Nico, and let him burn in hell for being bi.
Motherfucker.
See, fuck is a great word. It can be used in any scenario, and can mean almost 50 different things. And this is how I'm using it.
I'm completely and utterly fucked in every way possible.
Now, instead of talking to Leo, I shall choose to ignore the world and love him from a distance.
Fuck, I fell for him. Damnit Leo.
At least when I ignore the world I lose my problems.
I had a sleep filled with terrible nightmares that night.
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I was already sleep deprived, so the nightmares didn't exactly help.
The bags under my eyes were obviously still there, my hair was more of a mess, and my eyes were bloodshot. Attractive, huh?
At least I still have a sense of humor.
I didn't care about my looks so I went out to breakfast a mess. I didn't look up until I heard someone call my name. "Hey, Nico? What's wrong?"
Fuck, this can't be him.
"Nico? You okay?"
Dammit Leo, leave me the fuck alone.
Instead of responding, I shut my eyes and shadow traveled to my cabin.
Where I shut myself in for the next two and a half weeks.
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I only drank a little bit of water.
I didn't eat, sleep, or move except for when I went to the bathroom.
Because I bet Piper charmspoke Leo into telling her what's wrong, Hazel overhearing, thinking the wrong things because she's from the 1940's, and then Calypso finding out and getting all bitchy, and then those two spreading it around camp.
And I'm officially screwed.
It's not like anyone visited me. They all left me alone. They didn't care enough for the now depressed son of Hades. So they left me be.
Not even Jason came to visit. I thought he would at least IM me. But nope. Nada. Zip. Zilch. Nothing.
So I just say there sulking until a knock was heard on my door.
"Who the fuck is it?" I asked in a cold tone.
Great first impression, Nico.
"We need to fucking talk" I heard back, another cold tone to match mine.
"I said, who the fuck is it?" I asked, my voice dangerously calm and low.
"Fuck you. It's Leo. Can't even recognize my fucking voice after I'll I've told you, di Angelo." He responded.
Never had he ever used my last name. Nobody uses my fucking last name.
"Go away Leo. You have no right to act like you can waltz up in here acting all high and mighty and practically demand me to talk to you. So no thanks, I'll pass." I responded in an annoyed tone.
"Listen here, in getting pissed at you for worrying everyone and-"
I interrupted him with a laugh so cold and humorless, I have myself goosebumps.
"Leo, Leo, Leo. Saying you care and actually caring are two completely different things. If they cared, maybe the would have made sure i didn't kill myself. To make sure I was still alive. An this is the most human interaction I've had I two and a half weeks. Yeah, they all totally care." I responded dryly.
I didn't give a fuck if I hurt him. He had already done so much more to me.
"Maybe we thought you just needed to sort some shit out. Ever think of that? You haven't eaten or fucking slept, so we got fucking worried. I've kept your fucking secret,Nico, so don't be all worried about that. You're welcome. Now it's my turn to fucking kiss you, so open this gods foresaken door and let me kiss that pretty little mouth and have some fucking fun. Are you going to let me kids you or are you going to not believe me when I say I love you too?" Leo ranted.
Fuck, what do I do?
Aphrodite, this is the only time I'm asking for advice.
And damnit, she came.
"Let him the fuck in Nico! I wanna have some entertainment. He does love you." She said shortly. "Bye bye, and open the gods damn door."
What. The. Actual. Fuck.
That was weird, but I did ask her for help, so I listened to her and opened the door.
Immediately Leo kissed me.
He kissed me until we had to break apart for air. He turned to lock the door, and walked back to me. "And now, we can have done real fun, because I love you oh so much." Leo said with passion in his eyes.
And, my dear readers, use imagination, because Author-San is waiting to write her first smut. Not yet. Soon, though.
But that was the best night if my life.
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Holy shit I'm tired.
I'm sick and cranky and bitchy.
So if this sucks, blame my fucking 104.5 fever. And my melting fucking brain. Literally.
So I watched OHSHC, and holy shit, they can't fucking end like that.
Nonononono.
Fuck them.
And then I heard that AOT season 2 wasn't coming. Out until 2016.
My day got a whole lot worse.
And the. I couldn't find any episodes past episode 48 of Fairy Tail.
Motherfucker, heads are rolling. Literally.
I took off the heads of my old Barbie dolls.
I'm pissed.
And then I figured out how to do italics and it made me a little happier.
And then I read a really sad Ereri one shot and then I ripped off more Barbie doll heads.
And then I ran out of fucking barbies.
And then this song comes on and I'm like well, I should make a Valdangelo songfic. So I did.
So I had a shitty day, how about you?
Anyways, bye.
~Lizico