he didn't notice jutty was in the chat until like halfway through "oh what why are you here"
his dogs name is zero and he says people can talk shit about him all he wants but don't with with his dog
he loves snoopy because his mom gave him a snoopy plush when he was 2 and he still has it
he dropped the hair care routine and it's washing it with bar soap
he loves true crime
he said he's gonna go bald
someone asked him to give them a son and he said "i'm 42 my dong doesn't work anymore"
he doesn't know who rob zombie is
his favorite cannibal corpse song is stripped raped and strangled (😭)
pigeons poop in his yard
he sings in the shower
someone asked if him and jutty are dating and he said yes and that the wedding is soon
jutty died in the chat
my friend tattled on me and said that i said he could stomp on me and i'd thank him and he said he doesn't wanna stomp on me but thanks for asking
per said that he and jutty would start an OF and whip their dongs out
his favorite word is dong bcuz of always sunny (it's always sunny in philadelphia)
he used to have a crush on brittany spears
he likes it when people call him babygirl as a 42 year old man
chris, randy, cos and jutty were actively in the chat
YOU ARE READING
this is no longer what it started out as
Fanfictionok so i'm pissed off because i cannot remember the password to my old account (@dikinbausrealfounder) for the life of me but anyway uhhh yea angst: 🖤 fluff: 🥀 smut: 🔞 silly:😋
