Hezert and Kicken moments - Skit

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A lot of cussing btw!

Moment 1

Kicken ⭐: *about to jump at Hezert*

Jolly 💧: *holding Kicken back*

Hezert 🐯: "You'll never be like your father, NEVER."

Both Kicken and Jolly gasp

Kicken ⭐: *glares at Jolly to let him go*

Jolly 💧: "Okay!" *let's Kicken go*

Kicken ⭐: "THAT'S IT." *runs up to Hezert about to jump at him*

Jolly 💧: *takes out random camera* "Smile! :D"

Hezert 🐯: "ÆÆ-"

Now they have three pictures of Kicken beating the fuck out of Hezert TvT

Moment 2

Hezert 🐯: "Don't you realize-"

Kicken ⭐: "Oh my god can you actually shut the fuck up"

Hezert 🐯: "Naw"

Melody 🔪: "Maybe.. Try to ask nicer and he'll stop..?"

Kicken ⭐: "Fine"

Kicken ⭐: "Can you shut the fuck up NO ONE LIKES YOU FOR FUCK'S SAKE AND LIKE YOU BETTER OFF DEAD... Respectfully"

Moment 3
(Melody is on their side for this one)

Kicken ⭐: "Look the problem that we ave with you is-"

Hezert 🐯: "Stfu fatherless"

Melody 🔪: *gasp*

Kicken ⭐: "...."

Melody 🔪: "Kicken are you alri-"

Kicken ⭐: "Give me a gun Melody."

Melody 🔪: "... Wha-"

Kicken ⭐: "Give me a gun before I start using my fucking hands to rip his fucking head off."

Melody 🔪: "OKAY OKAY UM-" *Gives him a gun*

Hezert 🐯: "Wait-"

Kicken ⭐: *runs straight at Hezert* "HIJO DE TU PUTA MADRE-"

Hezert 🐯: "FU-"

Moment 4

Kicken ⭐: "You make me wanna jump off a bridge I swear."

Hezert 🐯: "Happy to make you feel that way!"

Kicken ⭐: "Now you're just making me wanna shoot you instead."

Hezert🐯: "YOU ALREADY DID THAT DUMBASS-"

Kicken ⭐: "AND I'LL DO IT AGAIN YOU FUCKING BASTARD"

Hezert🐯: "TRY ME- Fuck he has the gun again- FUCK- MELODY WHY"

Moment 5

Jolly 💧: *Just happily ranting to Kicken about things he likes* "So- :D"

Hezert 🐯: "Can you literally shut-"

Kicken ⭐: "SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU BITCHASS CEO, RHINO WANNABE GRANNY SHIT LOOKIN ASS CAN'T BE TALKING WITH YOUR APPEARANCE OF A CEMENT MIXER OR A FUCKING CLOWN WE'RE NOT AT A BIRTHDAY PARTY GODDAMMIT MATTER OF FACT BEFORE YOU TELL MY BOYFRIEND TO SHUT THE FUCK UP MAYBE THINK ABOUT THE FACT YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'D BE CRUSHING ON GRU FROM MINIONS YOU LOOK LIKE IF PROTOTYPE AND CEO HAD A CHILD EUGH" *towards Hezert btw*

Jolly 💧: "Damn-"

Hezert 🐯: "... I DIDN'T EVEN FINISH WHAT I WAS SAYING-"

Moment 6

Kicken ⭐: "I hate you"

Hezert 🐯: "Hmm maybe everyone does too but with you instead"

Kicken ⭐: "Hmm maybe everyone wants to gang up on you and rip all your guts and organs out and watch you slowly die"

Hezert 🐯: "HMM MAYBE EVERYONE WANTS TO LEAVE YOU LIKE HOW YOUR MOTHER OR SO CALLED WOOLA DID"

Kicken ⭐: "HMM MAYBE I HAVE A CHAINSAW WITH ME RIGHT NOW SO I CAN CUT YOUR LIMBS OFF"

Hezert 🐯: "What- SHIT HE ACTUALLY HAS ONE-"

Moment 7

Hezert 🐯: "Well well what do we have here? The failed mother and the whimp!"

Woola 🐑: "You.."

Kicken ⭐: "Not this thing again.."

Hezert 🐯: "It's funny! Really, how can someone so sensitive like YOU chicken, can just forgive someone like Woola? You know she-"

Kicken ⭐: "VETE A LA MIERDE PUTO"

Woola 🐑: *GASP* "Kai! No puedes decir eso!"

Kicken ⭐: "Okay fine.."

Hezert 🐯: *doesn't understand Spanish much* "... What just happened-"

(I used Google translator for this btw TvT)

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