Random Headcannons

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Some Headcannons I was thinking about and distracted me for awhile after shit happened

This take place like, after Melody's arc and right before she gets a new voice box
(Unrealistic ik but considering it's a toy voice box I imagine it being easy to plant one or smth)

Cutie Cuddly - Gaminggirl855

If Player isn't paying attention, distracted or trying to ignore her Cutie WILL say something VERY unhinged
Ex:

Player: *Distracted with a loose pipe and trying to push it back into place*

Cutie: "Y'know I'm thinking about throwing Player out of a window"

Melody: "???"

Player: "Excuse me"

Cutie: "Nothing! Now that I got your attention back—"

Usually she'd say a lot MORE unhinged stuff just to see Player's reaction

5'5 ft tall, a giant compared to her boyfriend. Since Player is a lot shorter than her, she sometimes throws Player onto her back just for the fun of it, oh and for his reaction

Would LOVE jelly sugar cubes
(I SWEAR that's a thing I just don't remember the exact name)

Would also love innocent animation memes and would probably try to make one herself

Can curse out CEO. Just doesn't because she knows the others have already done it and she's waiting for the perfect time to do so

Certified Arts & Crafts lover, would definitely get along with Goob and Scraps(Dandy's World)

Uses her ice powers to make herself a snow cone

Also forgets she has ice powers

Definitely loves making up dances especially with Player

Has the weirdest laugh and she loves it

Player

Has to snap his neck 24/7 just to look up and face all the other toys

Plushie now, yes he has fur but it's short

SHORTIE(4'5)

Screams bloody murder every time Cutie suddenly throws him into her own back

Gets cold easily, like very VERY easily. Also hates the cold

Bonds with Doey over the cold hatred both of them have

Ex-employee's kid. The toys were expecting the ex to come back instead a literal teen

Poppy actually wanted to make Player apart of her plan anyways but was eventually convinced otherwise cause how in the fuck is a 16 year old supposed to defeat CEO, the doctor AND prototype with a huge chance of fighting other hostile toys that are guaranteed to be taller than him

Oh yeah trans 16 year old bc I'm chronically online and cringe(I'm a liar I'm barely online)

Would watch million tutorials on how to crochet but never actually attempt to do it

Every time he sees Jolly Jaws he thinks of the jolly ranchers

Would actually pick being a toy over being a human bc BINDERS ARE TOO FUCKING EXPENSIVE
(I don't actually know the cost of them-)

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