Fantasy AU by Gaminggirl855 :3
Melody 🎀: Vampire hunter? No I said vampire HAUNTER. This jerk sucked ALL of my blood out so now I spend all my afterlife knocking over shelves and scaring off potential victims and just making the castle generally pretty cold
Hezert 🍁: It's always "Bleh why are the plates floating!?" "Gah who knocked over my blood goblet?!" And never "Sorry for killing you" okay starve then
Melody 🎀: And what are you gonna do about it? Have a priest exercise the place? Yeah good luck with the crosses and holy ware you peace of shit
Dova 🩸: It's a lovely morning in the gothic castle and you are horrible ghosts.
