Goodbye you little- • Skit

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Prototype 💀: Excuse me, can I make an announcement? I lost my pet

Employee 👤: Of course

Microphone rings

Hezert 🍁: *Looking through the aisles trying to find Prototype*

Prototype on mic: "Goodbye you little shi-"

Hezert 🍁: 😨

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(Doings more bc that was too short lmao)

Peaceful music

(Muffled) Isabella 🕷️: I HATE YOU!!

Dova 🧊: OH? WELL NEXT TIME DON'T STEAL MY MONOPOLY!

Prototype 💀: Isabella, give Dova your 200 dollars, you landed on his property.

Isabella 🕷️: NO! HES IN JAIL *points at Dova with middle finger* IM NOT GIVING MONEY TO A CRIMINAL!

Dova 🧊: THAT'S NOT HOW YOU PLAY!!

Hezert 🍁: Dad.. why are they screaming-?

Prototype 💀: SHUT THE FUCK UP 802F YOU DON'T GET TO TALK AFTER STEALING MY LAST RAILROAD.

Isabella 🕷️: I WISH I WAS NEVER BORN

Dova 🧊: ME TOO. YOU THINK I WANTED THIS?!

Prototype 💀: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-

Hezert 🍁: *Slowly walks backwards out the door*

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Hezert 🍁: But it's different from this

Dova 🧊: It's not different you're gonna gain weight

Hezert 🍁: I'LL BE FINE A BITE OR TWO WON'T MAKE ME FAT

Dova 🧊: HEY! YOU'RE ALREADY FAT I CAN'T STAND YOU-

Nint 🖤: 😨...

Azure 💠: ...Don't mind them

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Prototype 💀: Let's go live to 802F with the weather report

Isabella 🕷️: Wait wha-

Hezert 🍁 (screen): ITS RAINING SIDEWAYS

Prototype 💀: Sounds rough 802F, do you have an umbrella? *Purposely trying to agitate Hezert*

Hezert 🍁: HAD ONE

Prototype 💀: Where is it?

Hezert 🍁: INSIDE OUT TWO MILES AWAY

Azure 💠: Is there anything we can do for you-??

Hezert 🍁: BRING ME SOME SOUP

Nint 🖤: What kind?

Hezert 🍁: CHUNKY!! *gets a 16ft roof thrown at him by a tornado last second*

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