THAT WAS SO FAR OFF - Skit

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BREAKING NEWS: 16 year old enrages ancient grandma

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Player 💛: Wait how old are you?

Woola 🐑: Wait.. guess >:)

Player 💛: 94

Kicken ⭐: *fucking dies in background*

Jolly 💧: *becomes horse with his wheezing*

Woola 🐑: *concrete sound as she slowly turns to face the lemon* WHAT..

Player 💛: You said guess- *dying*

Woola 🐑: THAT WAS SO FAR OFF..

Player 💛: Why are you yelling at me-

Woola 🐑: THAT WASN'T EVEN CLOSE

Player 💛: RehEehe- why are you yelling a- *wheezes*

Woola 🐑: WHAT *turns into a bootleg plush of herself with drawn on eyebrows*

Player 💛: *wheezing so bad right now he fades out of existence temporarily*

Woola 🐑: Like NORMALLY when people play that game they're like, oh they guess a little bit younger. WAS THAT A LITTLE BIT YOUNGER THERE?

Player 💛: Yeah- are you like 98

Woola 🐑: WHAT?? *actually tweaking out right now*

Cutie 💝: *dying in background with Kicken laying on the floor next to her. Behind them, Jolly is throwing hands with the air*

Scarlett 🔥: *just walked in and immediately left*

Player 💛: So was I right?-

Woola 🐑: *glares at lemon* NoOooOo~

Player 💛: *giggling knowing damn well Woola is most likely gonna throw him to mars*

Woola 🐑: I'm not in my 90s

Player 💛: Oh, really?

Woola 🐑: I'm in my 100s

Player 💛: Oh I knew it! I was just being nice-

Woola 🐑: NO I'M NOT IN MY 100s WHAT DO YOU MEAN "I KNEW IT"??

Player 💛: *wheezing horribly again, someone give him water after this*

Woola 🐑: IM 62. WHAT THE FUCK

Player 💛: Oh god damn, you're OLD

Woola 🐑: WHAT

Catnap 🌙: *literally watching from across playcare* HE'S NOT WRONG YOU KNOW!

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