You ought to Smile more~

ELA = English Language Autism

Libraries are too strict.. They always go by the books.

How do Billboards communicate?

Sign Language

Did you hear about the English Professor who went to jail? She got a full sentence.

What's the worst thing about Ancient History class? The teacher tends to Babylon..

I was accused of being a plagiarist. Their words, not mine.

Bethany: "What's the difference between Ignorance and indifference?"

Shirley: "I don't know and I don't care!"

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard, and a German were out for a walk when they stopped to watch a street performer who was excellent at juggling. The Juggler noticed that the four men had a bad view from where they stood in the crowd, so he climbed on a large wooden box and shouted, "Can you all see me now?"

"Yes."

"Oui."

"Sí."

"Ja."

I just learned sign language, it's pretty handy..

Terrance: "Why are fish so smart?"

Billy: "They are always in schools."