age: 19
full name: Jeffrey Alan woods
appearance:
Jeff has extremely pale skin and burnt off eyelids, giving him an even more ghostly appearance. Jeff later got his most distinctive trait, the Glasgow smile that he had carved into his face. His build is commonly described as thin, but with some lean muscle tone at the same time, and reaching a height of around 5'10" to 6'0". In various fan depictions, he's typically portrayed in his late teens or early twenties. His clothing normally consists of a pair of black dress pants with a white hoodie, like described in the story, which is sometimes stained with fresh and old blood from his victims.
personality:
Before being burnt alive, he was a quiet and fairly antisocial teenager, not that people actually knew him very well. But shortly after the incident, he became torturous, aggressive, bloodthirsty, and violent, making him one of the most dangerous serial killers in his hometown. Jeff is widely known for luring his victims to an eternal slumber, using a kitchen knife and eerie but soft tone of voice. Even though he prefers to murder his victims with knives, he is more than willing to use any weapon when placed in a desperate situation. He is an extremely stealthy and mischievous individual, able to break into victims' houses almost always without getting himself caught in the act.
headcannons:
he have autism and PTSD
He's sarcastic, laughs at other's pain, will make fun of anyone whether the situation calls for it or not. He has no filter.
Everyone in the supernatural realm has heard of him; he's famous for his recognizable facial features and his obnoxious, you're-a-piece-of-shit-but-so-am-I attitude.
He knows his face is startling. And he loves flaunting that around because it doesn't bother him in the least.
But having said that, he takes great pride in his hair.
He is definitely in love with his hair.
He let it grow out until it was just below his shoulders, and that's just the perfect length in his opinion because he can throw it around like a sassy teen, he can put it in a ponytail, braid it. He loves to experiment with different techniques and thinks he looks flawless every time.
One of his favorite things to do post-kill is raid his victim's hair products (he really racks it up if it's a girl) and steal shampoo, hair-spray, and leave-in conditioners because he wants his hair to be soft and amazing.
He can spend around two hours every day in the bathroom just working on his hair. He doesn't care.
Everybody knows not to ever insult his precious mane, otherwise Jeff will stab a knife into their arm.
Before Jeff went 'killer' mode, he loved animals.
That was one of the things he and Liu shared in common, and it never went away. In fact, it probably intensified.
Hence why he claimed Smile Dog as his own and takes care of him.
He'll tell you quick that Smile is his pride and joy, second to his beautiful hair, of course.
He'll take Smile on walks, play with him, he even brings him on killings sometimes. He may need some extra help, after all.
His feelings for Liu are...complicated.
Part of him wants to feel remorse for the pain and trauma he caused him, and at times he does, but it doesn't last very long.
Jeff isn't stupid. He knows Liu doesn't like him.
He acts like he doesn't care, but there are moments he can't help but miss his older brother and look back at all the memories they share together.
Even if he tried to mend their relationship, Sully wouldn't have it.
Jeff and Liu mostly try to avoid each other, but when they do happen to cross paths Jeff will make some snarky remark and Sully will come out and roast him hard.
-"Hey brother, you're looking good today. I'm sorry I couldn't attend your funeral last year."
"Hey bitch, Ronald McDonald called. He wants his face back."
Jeff doesn't have many friends. No one wants anything to do with him.
But that's fine. He finds everybody else annoying as hell to be around.
The only people he can stand to be around without wanting to stab himself in the throat is Hoody (although he does piss him off sometimes), BEN, and Sally.
He and BEN aren't really friends per se, they just kind of have a "I still don't like you but you're a bro" relationship.
Jeff and Sally though? They are very close-knit and enjoy each other's company.
When Jeff was still leading a normal life, he secretly always wanted a little sister to look up to him as a role-model, like he looked up to Liu.
He has a soft spot for Sally and treats her as part of his very broken family. Having her kind of fills Liu's absence and it makes him feel somewhat normal.
Plus he finds it ultra cool that she's literally dead and can do all kinds of wild shit that humans can't.
He will have tea parties with her, play pretend with her toys, and dress up (he does this very hesitantly, though).
If anyone tried to hurt Sally he would be very angry and try to hurt them back.
Even though she's a ghost and can't be physically harmed. But he doesn't give a shit whether she's mortal or not. He will still hunt bitches down and smite them with his shiny blade.
Much like his hair, he loves his knife with a passion. He takes great care of it, cleans it regularly, polishes it, makes sure it doesn't get broken.
He's named it Kristine.
You think it's weird naming an inanimate object?
"If people can name boats, cars, and other shit then I sure as hell will name my knife whatever the fuck I want."
He loves the color of blood.
Jeff is one of the most frequent killers in the Manor, murdering an average of ten people each week, maybe twelve, if he gets lucky.
He isn't sure why he enjoys to kill and watch others suffer so much, and he's never really put much thought into it. He's just accepted it for what it was and put his mind on important things, like trying to remember if he's been to this house, before.
If he's being honest (which is a very rare trait for him okay, let's get that straight) yeah, sometimes he misses his old life. He misses his mom, his dad, his very few friends.
But he wouldn't go back to living it. His life now is a lot more exciting; it allows him to be himself, express himself in ways he couldn't, previously. It does have its hardships, but he's willing to take them head on since it means being a Creepypasta.
