Justin Kalani

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eye color: blue

hair color: black:

height: 5 foot 11


personality:

From the moment Justin was born, he was a vision of loveliness. He was a test tube baby and his mother paid handsomely for that test tube. Justin has always been a looker. As a child, old ladies lined up to pinch those magnificent cheeks. This led to him becoming a successful child model and he hasn't stopped working since. His fifth grade teacher had to send him to the principal's office just so the rest of the class could get some work done. His only crime was looking so darn good. Justin's bone structure is currently being studied by the Italian branch of the Center for the Analysis of Breathtaking Features. He's a straight-A student, but there is a doubt to whether he earned a single one of those grades. Truly, Justin is more than a pretty face. He also has washboard abs. No, seriously, Justin is a good guy and volunteers at a retirement home. Those old ladies still try to pinch his cheeks. People just feel compelled to give Justin stuff for free so he doesn't have to work for a living like other mortals. For this reason, Justin will donate his winnings to his favorite charity, the Unattractive Looking People Wish Foundation. No one knows why he auditioned for Total Drama Island and no one really cares...they are just soooo glad he did.


headcannons:

He maintains contact with the likes of Owen, Leshawna, and all three of his fellow Drama Bros. bandmates, while Beth continues to follow and message him as well (they were also able to become closer friends after TDA).

He has several pets back home, including multiple dogs, fish, and even a snake.

He's by far the least musically inclined of the Drama Brothers, and was given the opportunity to play tambourine mainly because it's one of the easiest instruments anyone can pick up.

Justin doesn't buy the most expensive body care products, he buys the best for his body after using a lot of brands. He may hate mathematics, but he knows everything about the effects of ammonium laureth sulfate on his hair. Of course, he uses around 15 distinct products each day during and after his shower.

Speaking of math, even though he claims it to be "for ugly people", he actually isn't half-bad at it, and usually gets at least average grades in the subject.

Justin hardly ever talking during Island was part of his initial strategy to avoid conflict and ensure he'd be safe from elimination due to some of the other contestants forgetting about his existence. Unfortunately, as we all know, it didn't work and he was eliminated. This is why he talked far more often in Action, and because he knew his first strategy failed, he decided to take a different approach for the second go-around.

Justin isn't quite as lazy as he may seem, even though he prefers not to waste his energy or strain his muscles in ugly or useless ways. In fact, he enjoys exercising if it's to keep his body in gorgeous shape. Aside from hitting the gym, he prefers sports that can't harm his beautiful face, such as swimming, running/jogging, or bike-riding. This is only to keep his body in a beautiful form. Any extra effort is a waste and not worthy (okay, maybe he is a little lazy).

He continued to make money off of modelling for a while, but now lives life as a washed-up celebrity with his parents.

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