Criminal Minds one shots with kids

Injury-Derek

Mommy was helping you with your homework while daddy was at a training thing for work and Hank was upstairs playing video games. Mommy suddenly got a call as she looked confused. "Keep going with that sweetie, mommy is just going to answer this call real quick" she says before she walks away. You slowly went though your math worksheet until you couldn't understand how to do the next step. You were trying to patiently wait for mommy but soon got bored. You quietly get out of your chair and walk to mommy. She makes eye contact with you but carries on listening to whoever was on the phone.

"Okays thanks, I'll be there in ten" she says as she hangs up. "Mommy who was that?" You ask as she looks at you. "That was your uncle Spencer on the phone" she says as you knew something happened to daddy. Uncle Spencer only calls mommy went something bad happens. "Mommy what's wrong?" you ask as mom looks at you. "Daddy got hurt, we are going to the hospital to see what's wrong" she says calmly as your eyes fill with tears. "Don't worry y/nn daddy's alright" she says as you nod before she starts to gather her belongings. "Hank we gotta go" Mommy shouts as you hear a loud sigh and stomping coming closer. Mommy puts on your shoes and jacket before you see Hank downstairs. "Where are we going?" He asks as mom tells him the hospital. Hank immediately looked nervous but Mommy assured him that Daddy was okay.

Hank helps strap you into your seat before he hops in the front next to mommy. You were in the car for a while before mommy finally parks. "Hank grab y/n" Mommy says as he nods before he hops out and picks you up. Mommy quickly walks into the hospital leaving you and Hank behind. "I wanna walk" you whine as Hank tells you that you were too slow. He quickly carries you in and you see uncle Spencer walking out. He tells Hank where the room is before saying a quick goodbye.

Hank quietly walks in as mommy was talking to the doctor. Daddy clearly had no interest as he had the biggest smile when he saw you and Hank. Hank puts you down as you run over to him. "Hank, y/nn what are you doing here?" Dad asks with the biggest smile on his face. "Mommy said you were hurt" you say with a pout. "I'm alright baby girl" he says with his big smile as he pulls you and Hank in for a hug.

"Grade 1 gluteal muscle strain due to repetitive overuse. When falling, the muscle became more aggravated and caused the inflammation" The doctor says to mommy. "Would you recommend corticosteroid injection? He is the worst patient ever and he needs to recover as soon as possible" Mommy says as daddy looks grumpy. "I haven't seen much help with the corticosteroid injection but we can absolutely do that. "Main tip is really to rest for a week and take it easy" the doctor says as Mommy nods. "I'll have a nurse come in and administer the injection" he says as mommy nods.

"Mommy what's wrong with daddy?" You ask as she looks at daddy before looking back at you. "Daddy is going to have to stay in bed and rest for the week" she says simply as you nod. "Why?" You ask "because daddy pulled a muscle" she says but you were still confused. "What does that mean?" You ask. "It means dad hurt his butt" Hank says quickly to get you to stop asking so many questions as Mommy yells at him. You couldn't help but giggle as daddy pulls you in "you think that's funny?" He asks as he puts you on his lap and starts tickling you. You were howling laughing before a nurse came in with a big needle. Hank grabs you off daddy and you point at the needle. "They are putting that in dad's butt to feel better" he says with a goofy grin as mommy looks mad at Hank.

Hank makes you leave the room and five minutes later the nurse comes out. You run back into the room as you see dad was trying to stand up. "Hold on Derek, we still have to sign the discharge papers" mommy says as daddy sighs. "Can you not sign them for me?" Daddy asks as mommy gave him a look. The nurse quickly comes back as daddy signs everything. Another nurse comes in with a wheelchair to which he immediately refuses. You tried to get mommy to hold you but she got Hank to hold you instead while she helped daddy to the car.

Mommy was holding a weird cushion for daddy before she puts it on his seat. She helps get him settled in before hopping in herself. "I love you Sav" he says as he gives her a quick peck. "Gross" Hank says as you chuckle and let out an "eww". "If you think that's gross, think about what we had to do to make you" dad smirks at Hank as Mommy hits his arm. Hank made a real disgusted face as daddy laughs.

"Daddy how did you make Hank?" you ask as daddy looked scared and mommy hit his arm. "See what you've done?" she says as she sighs. "When two people love eachother like mommy and daddy, they make love and daddy's sperm swims up to mommy's uterus and make a baby" mommy says as you nod, happy with the explanation. "How do you make love?" you ask as even mommy looks a bit nervous. "Dads dick goes into moms pussy" Hank says as both mommy and daddy start yelling at him. "ew gross" you giggle out as Hank rolled his eyes. "She has no more questions now" Hank says as you see daddy roll his eyes.

Mommy finally pulls up into the driveway as she helps Daddy up to his bedroom. Hank goes back up to his bedroom to play more video games as you slowly make your way to mommy and daddy's bedroom. You slowly open the door and see daddy sitting in bed with the tv turned on. "Hey baby girl" he says as you smile and run to his bed. Mommy looks at you and rolls her eyes as she chuckles. "Y/nn we have to finish your homework" she says as you pout. "She can finish it with me" daddy says as mommy grins "alright, if you say so" she says as she leaves the room.

Daddy places you on his lap as you snuggle into him. Daddy was watching football but you had no interest. Mommy comes back up with your homework sheet as you pout. "I'm going to start making dinner" mommy says with a smile. Daddy waits until the ads to help out. Once you finished your homework he kissed your cheek. "Now go put this back in your school bag before you forget" he says as you nod. "And bring Hank and mommy in here before you get back." He says as you nod.

You run downstairs and put your worksheet in your bag while mommy was making dinner. "Mommy, mommy, mommy" you shout as she makes her way over to you. "Daddy wants you" you say as she nods before quickly making her way to her room. You then run into Hanks room and see him doing homework. "Get out" he shouts as you pout. "Daddy says he wants to see you in his room now" you say as Hank grew nervous. "He looked really mad" you lie as he quickly jumps up and speed walks to your parents room as you happily stroll in after him.

Hank nervously walks into your parents room where daddy was snuggling mommy. Daddy had the biggest grin on his face as Hank turns to you mad "you lied" he says as you giggle. Hank goes to turn around as daddy shouts out for him "Hank where you going?" he asks. "Y/n said you were mad at me" he says as you giggle. "Is that right y/n?" Daddy asks looking mad. "You told me to get Hank so I got him" you say as daddy chuckles. "Come here you two" he says as he reaches one arm out. Hank slowly makes his way over while you run over. Daddy moves you so that you were on his lap but snuggling mommy as they both give you a kiss on either cheek.

Hank slowly sits on the bed as daddy pulled him in "what are you too grown up for dad hugs now?" daddy jokes as he starts tickling Hank. Hank starts laughing as daddy kisses his whole face. "Dad stop" Hank chuckles out. "Am I not cool enough for you now" dad jokes as Hank rolls his eyes. "You're definitely too old now" Hank jokes as mommy starts bursting out laughing. "Oh do you think this is funny Sav?" Daddy asks as mommy bit her bottom lip trying to get rid of her smile. "You did pull a muscle working out" she says as he rolls his eyes.

"Which is why you need to stretch before and after you workout" mommy says to you all as you nod. Hank chuckled as mommy looks at him. "I'm serious, I don't need anymore doctors trips because you didn't feel like stretching" mommy says as you giggle out. "Ooh daddy's in trouble" you say as mommy nods "daddy is in big trouble" she says as daddy pouts. "Can daddy have some kisses to feel better?" daddy asks you as you nod as you kiss his cheek. "Such a daddy's girl" mommy chuckles as you nod. "Damn right she is" Daddy says as he gives you a bunch of kisses.