Criminal Minds one shots with kids

Wisdom Teeth-JJ

You were getting all four wisdom teeth removed. You were leaving for college soon and wanted to get them out over the summer. You were nervous to go under anaesthetic and you were afraid that you would blurt something out so you barely slept all night.

You wake up your mom who got in for cuddles. Your mom enjoys giving you lots and hugs, soaking up the last few weeks you have together before you leave.

You change into something comfortable which was recommended. Your mom had to drive you there and wait in the waiting room until you were done. So she forced Dad to come with her for moral support. You were nervous to say the least.

They put a cannula in your nose before adding two EKGs on your chest and then finally putting a pulse monitor on your index finger. You couldn't ignore the beeping every second as you look over at the screen behind you. Your heart rate was quite high and increasing the more you looked. Every few minutes they would check your blood pressure.

You tried looking around the room to distract yourself. Your parents get injured all the time and have both had quite a few surgeries. You knew you had nothing to worry about. The procedure would be simple and you would be asleep but you still couldn't help but feel like crying.

The doctor soon came in and put a needle in your arm as he calmly talked to you, trying to get your nerves down. He administered the anaesthetic and before you knew it, you were passed out.

You feel kind of groggy as you slowly open your eyes. You shoot up in fear as you saw it was just you and a nurse in the room. Your whole face was numb and you could feel the gauze in your mouth. You felt weird and before you could stop yourself, you were crying uncontrollably.

The nurse was very nice as she comes over and helps you up. "I'm going to help you up and we are going to walk to see your parents" she says as you nod and let her help you up. She walks you to another room as she held on to you, making sure you didn't pass out. She puts you down in a chair and reminds you that she was going to get your parents before quickly leaving.

You see your mom walk in first as you cry out with joy. "Mommy" she smiles as she makes her way over to you. "Daddy" you shout as you see him. "Hi Darling" he says with a smile "how do you feel baby?" she asks taking your hand as you smile. "It's exactly like getting high" you say as mom looks at you and raises her brow while dad chuckles.

The nurse comes in and talks to your parents about plans for the next 24 hours. You weren't paying attention though as you start getting giddy. You couldn't stop laughing before you felt something fall out. You scream and start sobbing your eyes out again. "My tongue fell out" you tell your mom who looked at you weirdly as the nurse helps you put it back in. "It's just your gauze darling" dad says as you go to open your mouth again when mom stops you. "Let's keep our mouth closed so your gauze doesn't fall out again" she says as you nod.

Mom and Dad hold each side of you as you make your way to the car. "I'm fine let me walk. This isn't the first time I've walked before you know" you say as mom rolls her eyes at you. She ignores you as you sigh. They help you into the back seat and mom buckles you in before they both hop into the front. "Can I please have aux" you plead to you mom with a huge smile. Mom hands you back her phone and you start playing Kanye. You play I love it and then Gold digger. The whole time mom was yelling at you to stop singing because the gauze will fall out. You ignore her and continue to shout out every curse word in the song. Mom looked mad while dad thought it was funny. Mom took the phone back off of you soon after. You huff before they soon pull into the driveway.

Mom helps you out but you happily make your way up by yourself before running inside. "Y/N" Michael shouts as he runs up to you. "Hi Michael, Hey Henry" you say with the biggest smile. "Grandma" you shout with the biggest smile as you run over and hug her. She gives you a big hug and smiles. "How are you?" grandma asks as mom responds "don't answer that". You roll your eyes as mom answers for you. "She is good but very high" she says as you giggle.

"Come on baby girl" mom says as she helps you walk upstairs. "I can walk mom" you shout as she ignores you. She gets you into bed and props a bunch of pillows up, tucking you in and plugging in your phone. Reading you Bedtime for Baby Star, the story she used to read to you almost every night. She finished the book as you plead for some cuddles. Mom takes the gauze out of your mouth and throws them in your trash can. It felt better having them out. she makes her way into bed and you lay on her chest and close your eyes. You listen to her heart beating as it calms you and soon fell asleep.

You wake up in pain. "Mom" you shout as you hear her run upstairs "are you okay baby girl" she asks as you nod your head no. Michael runs in clearly following your mom. "HAHAHAHA y/n's a chipmunk" he says before you get up ready to smack him. He runs away as you whine. "What do you want?" she asks ignoring what just happened with Michael. "Can I get ice and water and can I take pain meds yet?" you ask as she nods. You open your phone and look at your camera seeing that Michael was right. You looked like a chipmunk.

You start crying as you hear dad come up. "What's wrong darling" he asks as you look at him. "Michael was right, I look like a chipmunk" you cry out as he sighs. "You look beautiful, yes there is some swelling but thats expected" he says as you nod. "If you look like a chipmunk then you are the cutest chipmunk I've ever seen" he says which causes you to laugh. "Now I'll go downstairs and tell Michael to not be so rude" he says as you thank him.

"Mom didn't say anything to him" you say aggressively as you roll your eyes. He just chuckles at that. "It sucks being her least favourite" you mumble as dad looks at you not the happiest at that comment. "Hey don't say that, your mom loves you all the same" he says as you roll your eyes again. "Relax I'm your favourite" you say as dad rolls his eyes but chuckles.

Mom walks in ignoring your statements as she hands you a cup of water and meds. She then applies an ice pack to your face before kissing your forehead. "I don't have favourites" she says as she roll her eyes.  "Then yell at Michael" you say with a pout. "Don't worry, I already did" she says as you raise her eyebrow. "I'll believe that when pigs fly" you say as dad chuckles which earns him a side eye from mom.

"I'm going to yell at him now" dad says as you smile. Mom hops into bed next to you as you cuddle her. This always made you feel better whenever you were sick or hurt. She puts on some tv as you both mindlessly watch before you got tired again. You tried to stay awake but mom kissed your forehead and told you to go to sleep. Apparently you were to sleep a lot today.

You wake up and saw dad got you your favourite tub of ice cream which led to you crying. You were still stuck in bed but you started watching more tv as you ate the whole tub without realising. You spent the whole day in bed where you pretty much slept on and off. Mom gave you soup for dinner which was honestly really good before giving you more meds before going to bed.

On day 2 you woke up and felt much better. You decided that you didn't need to be on bed rest anymore and made your way downstairs to the kitchen. Michael and Henry were eating a bowl of cereal and they both look at you in shock. "What?" you snap as Henry responds "you look fat" "worse than yesterday" Michael says as mom starts yelling at them. You ignore them as you went and grabbed yourself more meds.

You went food shopping with your mom because you were insanely bored after spending the whole day in bed yesterday. Michael and Henry tagged along while dad was at work. This ended up with you crying because you felt as if your mom was ignoring you and only focusing on your brothers. Mom gave you lots of cuddles when you got home and you slept all day. Your swelling got worse-if that was even possible and you felt the last of the anaesthesia wear off. Henry seemed a bit scared of you which meant that he stayed away from you while Michael just kept making fun of you.

The pain kept getting worse and by day three the bruising started to show up. Mom had to go back to work for the rest of the week but dad was there instead. He answered all of your calls and you ate a lot of cold foods to numb the area. The bruising got worse but the swelling decreased.

After a week, the swelling went back to normal and the bruising was nearly gone. The pain had pretty much gone as well but you still couldn't really open your mouth as your jaw felt super stiff. You thankfully never got dry socket though.