My Hero Oneshots

Period 🍋

My head is pounding, my stomach is killing me and I am starving. “Why?” I groaned, bending over from the cramps that just wouldn't stop.  

“Oh? Is Bakugo having a hard time?” Round Face mocked from somewhere close by and I glared at her. 

“Uraraka, don't be cruel. Unlike most boys Bakubabe has always been amazing whenever I go through my cycle,” Raccoon Eyes lectured, giving me something. “It's a hot water bottle, put it against your stomach,” she instructed and I nodded, doing as I was told. I feel sick. I feel so sick that I just want to end anyone and everyone that comes anywhere near me. 

“Really? Fine, I guess I'll get the chocolate then,” Round Face sighed and why in the hell does she sound disappointed? 

“Dark chocolate! He doesn't like sweet things!” Raccoon Eyes yelled after her and I could have sworn that I heard Round Face grumbling about wishing she didn't hear her but then she was gone. 

“It's okay, Bakubabe. She is just angry because Iida knows nothing about women's bodies and Midobabe freezes up, too awkward to actually help,” Raccoon Eyes explained. “Unlike me, I have you, Kiribabe, Kamibabe and my lovely boyfriend, Sero and all of you treat me like the queen that I am.” I know she is trying to distract me but it's not really helping. Not really. 

“What does that mean Mina?” Shitty Hair asked, looking like a complete fool but whatever, he handed me some pain meds to help with the pain, opening the pack for me and holding a glass of water. 

“Don't worry about it Kiribabe, just know that I have amazing friends,” she sighed and hugged him after I gave him the glass back. 

“Dude, I heard that hot food helps but also cold food?” Dunce Face asked, looking confused. He had a cup of hot tea that I took gratefully. 

“True, ice cream and hot chocolate. I'm not going to pretend to understand how it works but usually hot is the way to go,” Raccoon Eyes encouraged him. 

“I hate my life,” I groaned, still hugging the hot water bottle. 

“And that's the hormones. Hang in there Bakubabe,” she rubbed my back and that actually helps a lot. 

“Is it true that Bakugo is a woman?” The grape bastard came running in and I set off an explosion and he ran right back out. Fucking bastard. 

“Pervert,” I grumbled and just fuck it. I laid down on my side and why does that feel so much better? Just why? 

“There there, Bakubabe. I know periods suck,” Raccoon Eyes cooed. 

How in the hell did I get into this situation? I was in a fight last night with a female villain that I long forgot the name of. Turns out she used her quirk on me and when I woke up this morning I was a woman and bleeding from in-between my legs. My dumbass called the only person I could think of and no, sadly that was not my hag. Actually I take that back. My hag would be a million times worse. Raccoon Eyes has actually gone above and beyond, even going into the bathroom with me and helping me to figure out what to do with what. The fact that I was completely red faced through the whole ordeal be damned. The fact that girls actually help each other like that is surreal. Guys go into the bathroom together and we have to stop talking until we leave again. It's no wonder they always go to the bathroom in groups. 

“Bakugo, are you feeling any discomfort in your back or chest?” Ponytail asked carrying something I have no idea as to what to call it but it looks like a pillow. I grumbled in answer but nodded. The truth is both have been killing me. Turns out those big boobs that straight men seem to love actually wreak havoc on a girl's back and since mine showed up overnight instead of slowly growing I don't have the right muscles to support them. In other words I hurt. I hurt so fucking much, the pain behind my eyes from the migraine doesn't even begin to cover the pain that I'm in and girls go through this every fucking month? No fucking thanks!