Episode 01 - Y/n and Mario Get Their PINGAS Stuck in the Door

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Location: Mario's House - The Mushroom Kingdom

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It was another beautiful day here at the mushroom kingdom as we see Mario walking into his home while humming the Super Mario Bros overworld theme song.

But as soon as he entered his home, he slams the door shut, only to feel a jolt of agonizing pain right at his pingas as it got stuck in the door frame. 

Mario: (Screams) (Door's stuck! Door's STUCK!) AH! MY PINGAS!

He tries to free himself from the door frame, but to no avail, he's still stuck in the door frame with his PINGAS trapped within that door frame.

Mario: Crap! It's jammed. OK, OK, breathe, Mario, you can get out of this.

Then Mario frantically searches for items to unjam himself from the door. He reaches into a nearby drawer and pulls out a BlockBuster card (Which doesn't work anymore), a hammer (Still nothing), and a knife, which made Mario think about if he should use that to free himself from the door frame.

Mario: Hmmm... Yeah, maybe not.

Then Mario continues to try to get out as we quickly cut to outside the house to see a Koopa walking by and heard Mario being loud, not even knowing what's even going on here.

Koopa: KNOCK OFF THAT RACKET!

Then without warning, Koopa kicks the door very hard and then Mario groans out from the pain from the Koopa Troopa kicking the door very hard.

Mario: Oooooh my peeeenis...

Koopa: You stupid jackass...

He then walks off only for his face to get shot by Y/n, who just arrived to visit Mario and he can already tell something's up when he heard Mario screaming in pain.

Y/n: That's what you get ya stupid Koopa. (Hears Mario screaming in pain) Mario?

He then looked through the window to see Mario stuck in the door frame.

Y/n: Mario?! Are you okay?!

Mario: (Sees Y/n from the window) Y/N! HELP ME!!!

Y/n: What's wrong, Mario!?

Mario: Mario's pingas is stuck in the door!

Y/n: You got your pingas stuck in the door? Ouch. That can't feel good!

Mario: PLEASE GET ME OUT AND USE THE BACK DOOR TO GET IN!

Y/n: Ok ok! I'll get you out of there, Mario! Just hang tight!

Then Y/n went through the back door to enter the house to help out Mario, but as Y/n entered the house through the back door and slammed the door shut...

Y/n: (Screams) (Door's stuck! Door's STUCK!) AH! MY PINGAS!

Mario: Oh no! You got your Pingas stuck in the back door now!

Y/n: Holy Crap! This hurts so much! MARIO! We gotta call for help!

Mario: Don't worry, bro! Mario's got this!

He then calls his brother, Luigi, who is at the castle with Tails Doll and Luigi as he got a call from Mario as he answered the phone to hear his cry for help.

Luigi: Hello?

Mario: LUIGI HELP US!!!

Luigi: What's wrong Mario!?

Mario: Mario and Y/n's pingas are stuck in both the front door and the back door!!!!

Luigi: Wait....What?!

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