Episode 13 - Luigi, Tails Doll and Jeffy in: Stupid Luigi's Mansion

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Location: The Spooky Mansion - Starlight Woods

No POV

One night in Starlight Woods, we see Luigi, Jeffy and Tails Doll making their way to the mansion to go rescue both Y/n and Mario that were both reported missing and the police managed to track their whereabouts within the spooky mansion as our three heroes are on their way to rescue the Comedic Duo.

Luigi: (Scared) Ohhh...maybe this wasn't such a good idea...

Jeffy: Ah come on, Uncle Loogi. Don't be such a scaredy puss.

Tails Doll: Yeah! Be a brave man for once!

Luigi: (Groans) How many times do I have to tell you two...My name is Luigi! Not Loogi! Why do you guys keep calling me that?!

Jeffy: Cause it's funny.

Tails Doll: Yeah, Uncle Loogi! We just teasing with you that's all. Can't you take a joke for once?

Luigi: T_T (Squidward Voice) Whatever...anyways...We came here to rescue Y/n and Mario and we're not leaving until we find them in this mansion.

Luigi then shined his flashlight at some areas of the mansion front area, as he is easily sacred by whatever he shines his flashlight at and freaked out at the sight of Ronald McDonald lurking behind a tree.

Luigi: Waah!!!

Jeffy: Man, Loogi is a freaking weirdo.

Tails Doll: I know, right?

Luigi: Ok...j-just keep calm, Luigi...It's all in your head...(Sighs) Come on you two, let's-a-go.

Tails Doll/Jeffy: Ok.

Then they walked up to the front steps of the mansion as Luigi shakingly tried opening the door until Jeffy started ringing the doorbell multiple times as we see two ghosts playing an old arcade game until they heard the sound of the constant doorbell ringing, alarming the two ghosts that someone is at their own home.

Ghost: Crap! Into character!

CREEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAKKKKK!

Then they opened the door to see if anyone is inside the mansion.

Luigi: Hello? Helloooooo?

Tails Doll: Anybody hooooooome?

Jeffy: Hello? Is anybody here?

Then suddenly, a bunch of ghosts and ghouls dancing around and acting crazy inside the mansion.

Oooooooooooh very scary~

Luigi: (Screaming like a little girl)

Tails Doll: Eh...I've seen better.

Ghost: Look at that booty! Show me the Booty!

Jeffy: Can you touch my pee-pee for $5?

Ghost: Boy what the f***! Get them!

Then the ghosts charged at them before the three heroes started running away from the ghosts via a Scooby-Doo esque chase scene before they all got cornered by the two ghosts that chased the three heroes inside the mansion.

Then Luigi looked around for something to defend him and the two boys from the ghosts as he found two loaded guns and a basebal until he reached and grabbed...

A Teddy Bear?

T_T Really?

Luigi just started cowering on the floor, holding the Teddy Bear in his arms until he jumped up in fear when Jeffy found a rubber chicken and squeezed it in Luigi's ear.

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