The Legend of SMG5 - Season 4 - Make Love and Anime, Not War

Episode 19 - If Y/n and Mario were in Cyberpunk 2077

Location: Neo Creation City

No POV

In the cybernetic world of Neo Creation City, we see the Comedic Duo, Y/n and Mario get dropped off at street with Car the cat and Eggbert the Eggdog as they were supposed to get back home after taking their pets to the pet salon.

But unfortunately for them, they all ended up in Neo Creation City because the Uber that Mario ordered to take them home brought them to the wrong place after Mario gave the Uber driver 4 and a half stars. Now they have to find another way back home in Neo Creation City.

Mario: Godammit! My Uber took us to the wrong place.

Y/n: And it's all because we gave him 4 and a half stars. Man, some Uber Driver don't know how to take criticism so seriously. Now we gotta find another way home after we took Car and Eggbert to the pet salon to get their nails done.

Car: I look pretty. Hehehe.

Eggbert: Arf Arf!

Mario: There's gotta be someone that can help us get back home in this strange yet futuristic town like this.

Y/n: Let's see if there's a bus stop that can lead us back to Creation City.

While the Comedic Duo are on the lookout for a bus stop or someone that is willing to help them get back home, they soon stumble up on three Lego Yodas that are throwing money at a holographic dancing Hatsune Miku before cutting over to two sentient Computers "kissing" each other like they're a lovely human couple before seeing a TV Man hitting a homeless guy with a crowbar demanding money from the hobo.

Car: (Laughs) We're in danger.

Eggbert: (French Woof)

Y/n: Uh, I think we should just keeping moving until we find someone that we can trust around here that can get us back home "safely".

Mario: Good idea.

Then they both started walking down the street before meeting up with a cyborg man by the name of Johnny Silverhand with his own pet Eggdog sitting on a park bench before Mario politely asked the man if he can get him and Y/n back home with Car and Eggbert.

Mario: Hey there. Um...can you help Mario and his friends find their way home? Our Uber driver brought us here for the wrong reasons after I gave him a 4 and a half stars.

Then the man slowly looked at the Comedic Duo with a badass expression under his cool looking shades before giving the Duo the thumbs up, agreeing to help them out.

Johnny: Hell yeah!

Y/n: Oh yeah! That's what I'm talking about!

Mario: Yay!

Car: Yippie!

Eggbert: (Barks Happily)

Mario: Alright, but where do we even start to find the right path to Creation City?

Y/n: Hold on. Let me check my phone to see where we need to go.

But then, as soon as Y/n brought out his phone to find a way back home to Creation City, he soon got ran over by a truck that is from a gaming company.

Y/n: (Screams in Pain) Aahhhhaahaaa!!!

Mario: (Shocked) OH MY GOD!!!

Then as soon as Mario tried to get the truck off of Y/n, a man by the name of Hideo Kojima, the creator of the Metal Gear series came out of the truck with his bodyguards after they spotted the Johnny's pet eggdog along with Car and Eggbert as he needs those pets for his next video game, a 2077 remake of Nintendo Dogs and Cats.