Episode 33 - Y/n and Mario's Lemonade Stand/Restuarant

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Location: Somewhere Outside of Creation City - Grasslands Grove

No POV

As the gang head off to Japan with the Y/n Clone while the real Y/n stays with Mario to come up with a money-making plan to pay back the Anime Cartel without the use of turning the rocks and scrap metal into gems and gold coins, we see both Ember and Meggy driving the squid car, looking for Y/n and Mario to help them train for the Splatfest Games, much to Ember's dismay of looking for them, even after finding out about the anime ban and the Comedic Duo busy with whatever they're up to right now.

Meggy: Ugh... where are those two dummies? They'd better be saving the world if they think they can skip Splatfest training.

Ember: Meggy. Please don't make this difficult for them. I'm sure they're both doing something right now to make the world a better place.

Then as we cut over to Y/n and Mario, they just finished up setting up a lemonade stand as a way to make money for the Anime Cartel since Francis refused to let Y/n use his powers to create gems and gold coins with rocks and scrap metal, so what other choice but to start their business outside of Creation City to avoid getting caught by Peach or the A.S.S. police by setting up a lemonade stand here at Grasslands Grove that is right next to the Moo Moo Milk shop across the street to make some money to

Mario: Damn, now that's a fine-looking lemonade stand right here.

Y/n: Yep. It may be a start to make some decent cash to pay the Anime Cartel, but I think we can handle this.

Mario: Yeah! Now time to make lots of money!

Y/n: (Clears Throat) (Patrick's Voice) LEMONADE!!!

Mario: (Patrick's Voice) LEMONADE FOR SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLEEEEE!!!

Then the two of them waited for some customers to buy some lemonade, but they seem to ignore them as they walked past them.

Mario: Hey, what the f**k?! Why isn't anyone buying our lemonade?

Y/n: Maybe it's because they don't seem to be interesting in buying lemonade since we built a lemonade stand right across the street to that milk cafe over there.

Then they see Hideo Kojima walking around before Mario called out to him to get his attention.

Mario: Hey stinky!

Kojima: (Puts his hands up) Me?

Mario: YEAH YOU! WANNA TRY SOME OF OUR LEMONADE?!

Kojima: Ohhh! Yeah! (Gets hit by a car)

Mario: God damnit!

Y/n: Yeah, I didn't expect to happen to him, but whatever, he did run me over twice. So, I guess he deserved that.

Mario: True. True.

Then they see Donkey Kong walking by, minding his own business before Mario called out to DK and offered him some lemonade.

Mario: Hey Donkey Kong. Want some Lemonade?

DK then stopped walking and took a good look at the pitcher of ice-cold lemonade.

Donkey Kong: Oh, these are pretty cool bananas.

Donkey Kong then drinks the entire pitcher of lemonade before his face completely gets shriveled up by the sour taste of the lemonade that he gulped down and collapsed to the ground, not moving an inch and only twitching a bit from the very sour taste of the lemonade he drank.

Mario: That'll be $85!

Y/n: Uh, Mario. I think he's dead.

Mario: (Realized what he meant) Piss.

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