The Legend of SMG5 - Season 4 - Make Love and Anime, Not War

Episode 16 - If Y/n and Mario both became Spider-Men

Location: The Iron Barbell Gym - Downtown Creation City

No POV

It was another normal day today as we see both Ember and Meggy helping out the many gym goers exercise, but there were only Sandbags and Y/n (That agreed with exercising at the gym as he can gain muscles and no matter how much he eats, he will always remain fit and healthy as Y/n's metabolism are at maximum levels.

Ember/Meggy: (Singing) Exercise, Exercise, Exercise! Spin those thighs! Come on, we'll get through. You're doing-

None of the Sandbags are productive and one of them falls, except for Y/n as he is doing great with this exercise program until Mario suddenly busts the door as Ember and Meggy falls from shock from Mario bursting through the door.

Meggy: Mario!!!!

Ember: What the heck dude?!

Mario: GUYS!!! I heard its pizza day?!

Y/n: (Surprised) It is?! I was wonder when that's going to happen this year!

Meggy: Ugh, yeah, the gym is giving out free pizzas. Down the hall.

Ember: Yeah, they were going to have a pizza party here for the gym goers' cheat days, but the owner of the gym had to cancel it and that's why they're giving out free pizzas for a good reason.

Y/n: Well, thanks to my maximum levels of metabolism, I will never get fat and every day is my cheat day.

Ember: It's no wonder why you have those strong muscles all the time.

Meggy: (Blushes) Yeah, and that's hot.

Randi: (Muffled) HEY! You two should kiss!

Y/n: Not again! Where is he?

Ember: I can smell him! He's inside the Sandman that fell over!

Mario: Mario's got this!

Then Mario went into MX Mode and started beat the crap of Randi that is inside the Sandman before throwing him into the sun to die before grabs Y/n to grab some pizza at the gym entrance, where they spotted the piles of pizzas on the table.

Y/n and Mario are in pizza paradise today.

Mario: MARIO HAS REACHED MAXIMUM PIZZA ERECTION!

Y/n: I don't know what that means, but let's eat!

But then, just as the Comedic Duo are to devour the pizzas, a spider web was shot at the pizzas, before they were all taken

The Comedic Duo are both shocked.

Mario: WAT?!

Y/n: What the hell?!

Then the Comedic Duo spotted Spider Man eating a pizza slice from the pile of pizzas as he plans to donate the pizzas to the homeless people.

Spiderman: Thanks for donating the pizza fellas. Imma go deliver the pizzas to some homeless people now!

Spiderman flees out of the gym through a window to go deliver the pizzas to the homeless people, the Comedic Duo are now fueled with rage that the Web-Slinger stole their pizzas that they were going to eat and now they both want revenge against the spider powered hero.

Mario: YOU DON'T. F*CK. WITH Y/N. AND. WITH MARIO!

Y/n: I'm going to squish that spider guy like a bug! Let's plan our revenge tactic and get our pizzas.

Mario: Right.

Then the two of them started to think of a clever revenge plan to get back at Spiderman for stealing those pizzas, unaware that a radioactive spider that escaped from the science lab next door lowered itself to Y/n's neck and bit him, causing Y/n to tense up and fall down to the floor unconscious.