Location: The Deadwood Forest
No POV
As we start this story off at the dangerous forest known as the Deadwood Forest, where we see Y/n, Mario and Luigi in the woods after taking a wrong turn that led them into this part of the woods due to a faulty GPS that they've purchased from a vending machine, which is a very bad idea.
Luigi: M-Mario, we took a wrong turn I'm telling you!
Y/n: Well, that's what you get for buying a GPS from a vending machine. Those things never work at all.
SNAP!
Mario: (Scared) Wah! What was that?
Luigi: Mario calm down. It's just a twig.
Y/n: Guys focus. We shouldn't be part of these woods at all. Everyone knows that anyone who enters these woods will either be traumatized for life or never seen again.
Luigi: I'm sure that's just a silly story.
Leave these woods or be lost forever....
Luigi: (Scared) Is someone there?
Mario: Luigi! Y/n told you this would happen. Now please shut and up and let Mario focus and think this through so we can find a way out of these woods. (Moment of silence) Luigi?
Then suddenly, Luigi was nowhere to be found as he suddenly disappeared without a trace, leaving both Y/n and Mario by themselves.
Y/n: Huh? Where did he go?
Mario: Luigi? Where are you?
Luigi: Maaarriiioooooooo! Y/nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!
Y/n: That's odd. That barely sounds like Luigi. It sounds a little deep for him to scream for help like that.
Mario: Yeah. Luigi! Stop goofing around with us! Are you taking a piss or something? Come on out and stop trying to scare us! This isn't funny!
Then there was silence as they got no response from Luigi at all.
Y/n: Maybe we should keep walking, Mario. There's no telling on what might happen to us if we stay here any longer.
Mario: Good idea, bro. Let's get a move on before a monster in these woods gets us.
So then, the Comedic Duo began walking down the woods to find a way out, unaware that they're both being watched by a mysterious figure lurking and running around, making the duo feel uncomfortable on what's going on right now.
Y/n: We should probably start running now.
Mario: Uh....um.....Yeah.
Then they both started running away (via Uncle AL Squidward running) from whatever is after them in the woods before they managed to get out through the trees until they found a cute pug dog barking in the woods.
Y/n: (Sighs in relief) Oh thank God. It's just a harmless pug dog.
Mario: (Whew!) That's a relief. I thought something scary was following us. You almost frightened us little doggy.
Then suddenly, the pug dog transformed into a businessman with a dog's head that wanted to know if the Comedic Duo is interested in purchasing income tax and real estate advice.
Pug Dog Man: May I interest you in some income tax and real estate advice?
Y/n/Mario: (Screams in terror)
Then they both began running away again before they stopped to hear the same deep voice of Luigi's screams again.
Luigi: Maaarriiooooooooo! Y/nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!
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