Location: Inkopolis
No POV
As we start the chapter at Inkopolis, where we see Y/n in an army outfit along with Tari, Jeffy, Sonic, Tails Doll, Mario and Luigi are seen with their military soldier hats as they're all here to help out Ember and Meggy with the upcoming Splatfest Tournament.
Meggy: Okay you lazy Salmonids. Splatfest is in two weeks...And during that time...We're going to train all of you like your lives depended on it!
Luigi: Why did we get dragged into this?
Tari: We needed a fourth member... and Meggy's old teammates left.
Y/n: And the rest of us are substitute teammates in case one of us is down for the count for the upcoming Splatfest. That's why Meggy's old teammates are gone.
Meggy: And with them gone...you're our next best option. After Saiko and the others...but I think they're on holidays...
Sonic: Actually, they went to Japan since Saiko can't be in the Mushroom Kingdom because of Peach's anime ban.
Tails Doll: Yeah, and I blame Peach for what's she's done as the ruler of the Mushroom Kingdom. My dad's anime power that destroyed her castle was a complete accident. I hope she gets what she deserves after the anime ban was lifted. Maybe this Splatfest will get my mind of that stupid bitch!
Ember: Aren't you a little too young to train with us?
Jeffy: Age is just a number!
SMART!
Ember: Nevermind then.
Mario: Don't worry Meggy, my bro's really good at dodging. Check this out!
Mario sprouts a mini splatting out of his crotch and fires it at Luigi, who runs away in a panic as two inklings get hit, and eventually uses Sheldon as a shield to avoid getting splattered with orange colored Ink.
Mario: See?
Y/n: That was a bit too much, Mario.
Meggy: (Slaps Mario's Mini Splatter Away) Mario! This is serious! I need you to focus! (Gets Closer to Mario's Face) DO NOT SCREW THIS UP!
Mario: (Scared) Ok.
Y/n: This should be interesting.
Ember: Tell me about it.
Jeffy: Well, let's get this over with.
The gang is now standing at a shooting range
Meggy: Alright, let's start with the most basic of skills: Aiming!
Mario: Oooh! Me first!
Mario sprouts another mini-splatling out of his crotch, and starts firing wildly, but manages to miss every shot except for the last couple he fires.
Mario: (Leaning against splating) Mmmm-hmmm!
Meggy: (Facepalms in frustration)
Y/n: Well, that was idiotic.
Sonic: And gross.
Ember: Your turn, Luigi!
Luigi then suddenly imagines his splat gun as a pistol and panics after a single drop of ink comes out it.
Luigi: IT'S TOO VIOLENT!
Meggy: (Dumbfounded)
Ember: Are you f***ing kidding me right now?
Meggy: Tari, we've seen you shoot really well before, please show us how it's done.
Tari: Uhh...o-okay...
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