Kakairu Oneshots

4. Closing Time

4. That one asshole costumer that always comes in 5 minutes before the store is about to close au

"That'll be $34.39, Mr. Inuzaka. $35 alright, here is your 26 cents back and here is your bags. Thank you for shopping at Hidden Store, come again!" Iruka said as he waved to the older gentleman leaving the grocery store. He was the last custome-the glass doors slid open as a silver haired man walked in, his hands in his pockets and a mask covering his mouth and a bit of nose. Mr. Inuzaka would've been the last customer and everyone could go home but this jerk had to walk in.

It's not that he's a jerk for walking in as the store was about to close, no that happens and it's not their fault. The guys a jerk because he's been walking into the store a couple minutes before it closes every day, that's what made him a jerk. The worst thing about is he doesn't buy anything, he just mopes up and down every isle, picking up something and putting it back. He might buy a piece of gum but even then he only pays in pennies.

"Iruka, I'll leave this guy to you" Izumo stated as he threw off his name tag and headed for the door.

"Same, see ya buddy" Anko agreed as she threw off the name tag and ran up beside Izumo.

"Go on, you can go, I got him" Iruka sighed as he saw Might Guy pouting at his register.

"Thank you! Iruka you are full of youth! I can see it shine brightly as it radiates off of you! Stay strong and youthful like a Sakura blossom! Like a blossom!" The eyebrowed man thanked as he took off his apron and name tag. Jumping over the register and running to the door, emphasizing on his last statement.

Sighing, he returns to his checkout and waits for whatever the man plans to do this time.

"Kakashi.." A voice in the store breaks the silence, waking the dolphin from drifting off.

"Huh?" Iruka asks in a very unattractive way, his voice wavering and snorting and sniffing a bit.

"My name's Kakashi" The man now known as Kakashi answered as he stood by the checkout. Milk and orange juice in hand.

"Will this be everything for you, Mr. Kakashi?" The dolphin asked, running his hand through his brown hair and wiping the sleep from his eyes.

"You know, probably not but I'll come back tomorrow if I didn't get everything." The masked customer asked, sliding his groceries closer to the scanner.

"That'll be $3.87"

"Here's four, keep the change, 'Ruka"

"What no pennies this time? And don't call me that!" Iruka replied, relieving a quick, single-handed wave from Kakashi.

Finally, time to close it up and head home, Iruka thought, a smile growing on his face. He quickly threw off his apron and name tag, checked out his register, turned the lights off and locked the doors.

By the time he got home it was already 10:12, a little bit over an hour from his usual night time regime. The store closes at 9:15 and he usually gets home at 10, it might not seem that bad but to the tan dolphin, it mattered.

Beezt Beezt Beezt Bee-A hand hit the button on a bedside alarm clock, returning back to its owner who was covered in blankets, blocking all forms of light and other earthly existing things.

Slowly sliding out of bed, Iruka's bed head sticking out everywhere, he heads to the bathroom to rid himself of morning breath and to shower away all drowsiness to prepare himself for the day.

"Morning 'Ruka" A straw chewing man greeted as he sat on his register.

"Morning"

"Hey Iruka. Ready for today?" A cashier with a bandana asks.