Kakairu Oneshots

6. Hannah Montana

"we work out at the same gym and you always look super legit but i know you sing hannah montana in the shower and you know i know" au

"Forty-seven...grrr...forty-eight....forty-nine.....fifty!" Iruka counted, grunting as his arms ached and stomach burned. The river of sweat running down his face, curving and maneuvering through the creases and structures of the man. He quickly looks to his left and right, searching for his white towel completely forgetting he had placed it behind him, only finding it when an older gentleman pointed it out. "Thank you, Jiraiya." He thanks, quickly dousing off the perspiration that had accumulated during his weightlifting.

"Well done, Iruka!" Might Guy complimented as he did his usual exercise; jogging in place, falling to a push-up, then finally jumping into a jumping jack. The dolphin always wondered why the bushy browed man always worked out since he was the face of health and fitness, besides, where did he keep all of that energy? In his orange leg warmers?

"Thank you, Guy. Tell me, are the showers fixed? I know that snarky guy accidentally busted a pipe causing all of the showers to be broken last week or so."  Iruka asked, standing up with the towel strung around his shoulders, his workout bag in hand as his other combs through his luscious brown hair that had fallen from its neat and short pony tail into a messy bun with strays standing up and out of place.

"Oh yes, Kisame I believe is his name, but they are fixed. I suppose you're about to leave? If so I bid you farewell and I hope to see you at work!" Might replied, punching the air with his fist as he jogged in place.

Iruka nodded and headed towards the men's bathrooms, the white door swinging as he closed it behind him.

"Everybody makes mistakes, everybody has those days, everybody knows what, what I'm talking 'bout, everybody gets that way." A voice sang, the voice echoing through the cold walls and in the chlorine smelled room. Iruka dismissed it knowing that some of the younger kids often sing in the shower, either unaware or ignoring the possibility that people could hear them. Only two showers of the 10 were occupied so the dolphin had distance that would be comfortable to him, the other men, and to any other guys. He decided to choose the one in the farthest corner, the tacky beach-themed curtain closing behind him as he entered the small corner.

"Mhn...ur..uhh...you get the limo out front, hottest styles, every shoe, every color. Yeah, when you're famous, it can be kinda fun. It's really you, but no one ever discovers" The same voice mumbled, forgetting words to the song and starting a new one, this one being by the same artist, Hannah Montana.

Iruka, who had already started washing his hair, just laughed silently, the sound of water and singng the only thing in the room.

"In some ways you're just like all your friends but on stage you're a star. You get the best of both worlds, chill it out take it slow, then you rock out the show. You get the be-"

"KAKASHI! SHUT! THE! HELL! UP!" A voice yelled, not the one who was singing but one who had obviously had enough of the it.

The voice, now identified as Kakashi, began to sing softer, still able to be heard but not as loud. "Let's get crazy, get up and dance, take a swing, do your thing, it's worth taking a chance. Let's get crazy, just kick off your heels, don't miss out, time to shout, let's it get crazy!"

The sound of a curtain being pulled violently echoed through the room, causing a curious Iruka to stick his head out a bit of the curtains, his soap filled hair stand in up. He watched as grey haired man, he recognized as a religious man named Hidan, stepped out of the curtain and chunked a soap bar at what appeared to be Kakashi's shower. Kakashi just grunted as the bar collided with his back, grabbing it before it could reach the ground and throwing it back.

Hidan just grunted as he picked up his soap and continued to shower, Iruka doing the same since the soap had started to fall close to his eyes. Silence filled the bathroom for a couple seconds before Kakashi started singing again.

"You can change your hair and you can change your clothes. You can change your mind, that's just the way it goes. You can say goodbye and you can say hello, but you'll always find your way ba-"

At this point Hidan had had enough and Iruka watched as the naked man stomped to the singer's shower and drew back the curtain revealing a wet and nude Kakashi, soap in his hands pressed against his silver locks. Hidan smacked him against the head and proceeded to turn the faucet all the way down to freezing cold, slamming his fist against it causing it to break off, leaving freezing to be the only temperature.

"EHK!" Kakashi shrieked, dashing out of the shower and running towards, luck so be it, Iruka's shower, joining him in the small area, standing directly under the faucet spraying hot water. Hidan going back to his shower to grab his stuff and leave, his arm bumping into a white haired man with a purple bag in hand. He grunted a 'hello, Suigetsu' before storming off again.

"Oh my god, what are you doing?!" Iruka screamed, startled by the sudden closeness between him and the nude Kakashi. His body turned away so he could not see the nakedness of the new member of his shower.

"My shower is broken so I'm using yours" Kakashi answered, taking in the sight of the the tan, muscular dolphin in front of him.

"There are literally 7 other showers working right now, go get in those and let me have this one" The dolphin growled, his nose wrinkling up in anger. The scar across the bridge hidden except on his cheeks.

"But I like my view"

Iruka's eyes widen but returned to their angered state as he turned his head a bit to see what the scarecrow was doing. He watched as the man began using his washcloth to clean his body, his eyes connecting with the hazel ones of Iruka's.

"You have nice hair" Kakashi complimented, running his pale hands through the brown hair that laid on Iruka's tan back. The dolphin shuddered at the contact of fingers brushing against his back, a blush creeping on his face. Not hearing the man's compliment.

"At least take me on a date first!" Iruka joked, spinning around and slapping the man's hand away, his eyebrows arched as he glared at Kakashi.

"Ok"

"W-what?"

"I'll take you on a date" Kakashi repeated, obviously his 'ok' didn't get through.

"Huh"

"I'll take you on a date" His eyes rolled as he crossed his arms and put all his weight on one side.

"O-okay" Iruka stuttered, the blush on his face spreading even more from its previous state on his cheeks and nose.

The two stared at each other for a while, the water hitting Kakashi and sometimes splashing on to the shorter man. Iruka broke the silence first by coughing and rolling his eyes to a side, waiting for the man to leave.

"Oh yeah haha, I'll take you tomorrow" Kakashi giggled, running a hand through his wet hair and walking out towards his shower and grabbing his stuff and changing into his normal clothes, a of pair dark blue pants and a green sleeveless shirt. He smiled as he saw Iruka watching him pack and waved goodbye as he began to leave, singing again.

"He's got something special, he's got something special, and when he's looking at me I wanna get all sentimental. He's got something special, he's got something special, I can hardly breathe somethin's tellin' me tellin' me maybe he can be the one"

Iruka laughed to as his headcontinued to stick out as he watched the door close. He heard curtains rustling and watched as the shower directly in front of him opened enough to fit Suigetsu's soaking head out.

"You tapping that?" Suigetsu asked pointing to the door before a shampoo bottle was thrown his way. "I'll take that as a yes" his head colliding with a bottle of conditioner this time, "ow ow ow okay that was a no". He sighed as he went pulled his head back into the shower, stopping a bit before going back to his spot. "So are you going to tap tha-" he yelled as a bottom of body wash hit him in the same spot the others had hit him. "THAT COUNTS AS A YES!" He added in victory, returning to his shower before anything else could be used as a weapons against him.