Kakairu Oneshots

7. Air Mattress

Imagine your OTP having to share an air mattress for the night. Person A is already in bed and comfortable, and person B, very tired from the day, flops down on the other side, thus launching A into the air.

"This is all I have at the moment, sorry Iruka, Kakashi" Asuma apologized. The two men had come to him asking if they could spend the night because the sink in their house had sprung a leak when some silver haired man left it on when he was making rice crispies.

"No no this is perfect, thank you, Asuma. Please tell Kurenai I said thank you as well." Iruka smiled, bringing his friend into a hug as he thanked the bearded man.

Asuma nodded and waved 'night' to the dolphin and scarecrow, heading back into his bedroom where his sleeping wife waited.

"That was very nice of him" Kakashi broke the silence as he walked out of the guest bathroom where he was changing into his pajamas.

"It was, I'm glad he was okay with it. The students at the academy have been very troublesome, especially Konohamaru. Him and his friends decided that filling my desk with bobble heads of dolphins with clothing on would be humorous. That isn't funny, 'shi" Iruka sighed, his body weak from training and his legs strained from constantly walking around the campus as he laid down on the mattress.

"It is. If it makes you feel any better, Naruto and Sasuke decided to have a small fight that ended with a certain pink haired girl accidentally getting punched in the face. That ended up with Sasuke getting a broken finger and Naruto and broken nose." Kakashi told his husband as he sat down on the brown couch nearby, reading his explicit book.

"That's terrible. Who hit Sakura anyway?"

"Naruto" Kakashi snorted, flipping the page in his book.

"Should've known"

The two sat in silence as one read his book and the other graded the last paper. Kakashi yawned as he stretched his arms out, his eyes filled with the threat of sleep. Iruka was rolled over to his side, his arms crossed as he tried to drift off into sleep. His tan face relaxed and peaceful.

-FLOOMPH-

"What the hell?" Asuma shuffled in, his sleep interrupted by a noise and a series a curses. His eyes widen as he saw the brown haired man spread out on the flood, nearly 3 feet away from the air mattress and a laughing scarecrow sitting down on said mattress. The host just signed and shook his head, walking back into his room, leaving the two men with a quick flick of the bird.

"I'm so sorry!" Kakashi apologized in between laughs, his stomach aching from his laughter.

"Nope, no need to apologize. I'm just gonna sleep right here, good night" Iruka sasses, his arms and legs spread out as he closed his eyes.

"Night, love"

"Goodnight, asshole"

Kakashi smirked as he crawled over to his unhappy husband, completely ignoring the mattress the smoker had allowed them to borrow. His pale arms wrapping around the dolphin and bringing the teacher closer. His placed a kiss on the man's neck as he too wandered into dreamland.