Kakairu Oneshots

5. Yodeling

"we are neighbours and every night at 3:14 am you start yodeling for no fucking reason??? why???? is that you yodeling??? its been 2 months???" au

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A bedside alarm clock goes off in the house of a scarred man. The house was small but it was cozy, it's white walls and wooden floors making the noise echo, the place was big enough for two yet only one lived there. The young man groaned as he rolled over to face the clock.

3:12

He knew all to well what was going to happen is a couple of seconds and he knew who was going to do it. For the past two weeks Iruka's neighbor, Kakashi Hatake, has been waking up at 3:13 every morning. That's not the worst part, Kakashi wakes up and climbs up to his roof and yodels at the top of his lungs when it turns 3:14. He continues to yodel until the minute is over and heads back down into his bedroom and when he is confronted about it he acts like nothing has happened.

Ding ding

Iruka's phone alerts him as a text message from his neighbor flashes brightly.

From: Asuma:
-it's that time again, aye 'Ruka?

The dolphin responds, his eyes adjusting to the bright light of his iPhone, but still causing his brown eyes to squint.

To: Asuma
-Sadly yes, what is his deal? He acts like he has no clue what he's doing when we ask him. What a pain and he has never done this before except for the past week, what's going on in his head?!

The tan man typed furiously, contemplating on the strange actions of his silver haired neighbor. After he sent the text he looked over to the window, spotting the yodeler climb up his house's walls to get to his roof.

From: Asuma:
-I agree and Kurenai is as well, it's bout to start anyways, I'll talk to you later. Cya man

Iruka nodded to himself, quickly typing a cya to Asuma as he got up and stood at the window, his hand resting on his hip and the other leaning against the glass.'3..2..1..' He counted down, hitting one a second before the yodels begin.

"YOOOOOOOOOOOO DOOOOOOO LAAAAAAAAYYYY HEEEEEE HOOOOOO! LEEEEE HOOOOOOOOW DOOOOOOOEEE! SMEEEEEEE KAAAAAAA MAAAAAAAYYYYY YOOOOOO!" Kakashi yelled out from his roof, his eyes shut and his hands around his mouth, making the yodels louder. He continued until the minute was over and climbed back inside his house, heading back to sleep as if nothing had happened.

Iruka smiled and moped back to his bed, collapsing on it as he tripped over a stray pillow. He quickly fell asleep and was cast into dreamland.

<{Time Skip}>

"I bet it's genetic"

"No, it's probably something from a nearby village that they just picked up"

"Eh tru-that's my waffle!" A man with messy black hair said as he gabbed the waffle from another man with black hair who wore green.

"Sorry, Asuma, I thought it was mine, forgive me" The man in green apologized, bowing his head at the other man.

"I forgive ya, Guy, now get your head out of your grits and eat for goodness sake!" Asuma ordered, watching Might Guy fall back into his original height, small pieces of grits in his eyebrows and hair

The table erupted in laughter as the blushing Might Guy started combing the breakfast food out of his hair.

"Well it was good eating breakfast with you guys but I have some studying to do" A pony-tailed man said, standing up from the round booth filled with his friends. "I'll pay for this morning" he added as got out his wallet.

"Nope you're not!" Genma shouted, grabbing the dolphin's wallet.

"Ooh you gotta lot of moohlah" Izumo announced as he grabbed the wallet from his friend.

"Ah sweet, a Walmart gift card!" Anko squealed as she stole it from Izumo.

"Daikoku, Might, Gekkō, Genma, hand me Iruka's wallet" Kurenai demanded, watching the smitten men hand over the wallet they had stolen from one another. "Here Iruka, we appreciate it and we all owe you one, some more than others"

"It's no problem you guys and thank you Kurenai, I'll see you all at noon I suppose? Might you're paying!"

"WHAT?!" Might questioned as he saw the tan man jog towards the cash register.

"I'll be paying for table 12.....Kakashi?" Iruka asked as he looked up from sliding the receipt on to the counted. "Y-you work here?"

"Yep"

"Since when?"

"Like...hm, two hours ago" Kakashi answered, his eye crinkling into a smile. "Oh, I've been waiting to ask you, have you figured it out?"

"Figured what out?" Iruka asked, signing the paper Kakashi had slid to him.

"The yodels" The silver haired man answered as if it were obvious.

"No, can you just tell me?"

"Fine. Yodel is an anagram for something I've been trying to get into your head, Iruka. The y is short for you, o is interested in, d-going on a, e for date, l is with me."

"You interested in going on a date with me? Is that what it means?"

"You guessed it"

"But why yodel? You didn't even make an anagram and you annoyed a lot of people in the neighborhood" Iruka asked, his eyebrows furrowing in confusion as he questioned the scarecrow's intentions.

"There isn't a word that is spelled y-i-g-o-d-w-m now is there? And besides even if there was, there probably isn't a noise you can make to be able to be recognizable" Kakashi shrugged, leaning against the counter.

"You're lying"

"Yep, yodeling is actually supposed to be a mating call or a type of flirting in some places" Kakashi admitted, shrugging his shoulders as he walked two fingers across the register.

"What places?" Iruka smirked, messing with the troublesome neighbor.

"My brain" He told the dolphin, his fingers jumping down from the register and walking slowly towards the tan fingers on the other side. The pale fingers touched the tan ones causing a shiver to go down the scarred man's body, another one caused by Kakashi's eye moving from the fingers up to his own brown eyes affectionately.

"Did it work?" Iruka gulped, aware of the head on his face and in other places.

"You tell me" Kakashi winked, brushing his fingers against Iruka's before sliding a blank piece of paper towards the awestruck man.

"Your number?"

"And my address" Kakashi's visible eye smirking.

"I know where you live tho!" Iruka called out as the silver haired man walked off, ignoring the pony tailed man calling out to him.

"What a weirdo" He laughed before punching the scarecrow's number into his contacts.

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