Spacebook Day 1

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Spacebook group chat "Jedi and Clones"

Sky Guy: ASHOKA! were you on my Spacebook again?

Ahsoka Tano: say whaaaaaa.....?

Sky Guy: i told u i hate it when you do this!

Yoda: Patience you must have Sky Guy

Sky Guy: it's ANAKIN! not sky guy

Yoda: you padawan-mature, she has not

Sky Guy changed his name to Anakin Skywalker

Anakin: why do u talk backwards?

Mace Windu: anakin not again.

Anakin: i mean he's like, "EATING YOUR MOTHER, I AM!"

Yoda: olil!

Obi-Wan: Anakin!

Anakin: olil?

Anakin: wat is olil?

Yoda: out loud i laugh

Mace: ....

Anakin: ....

Obi-Wan: ....

Ahsoka: ....

Rex: ....

Echo: ....

Fives: ....

Yoda: awkward this is

Anakin: i didn't know clones had Spacebook?

Fives: just bc we fight doesn't mean we don't have downtime

Rex: yah

Echo: no back talking fives!!

Fives: im not talking im texting theres a difference and in the handbook it says no back talking not no back texting

Yoda: yodey or yoda, hmm?

Anakin: yeah im done here

Obi-Wan: u guys are blowing up my notifications!

Anakin: then turn off your notifications

Obi-Wan: how

Mace: how

Yoda: yes, do that we must

Anakin: yeah ahsoka, u teach them. im done here

Yoda: said that last time u did

Anakin: ok now youre excessively talking backwards!

Yoda: not am!!

Anakin: youre doing that to be annoying!

Yoda: olil

Anakin: I HATE U!!

Emperor Lord Sidious The Great: yesss use your hate

Anakin: really? Cuz that was 20 yrs ago

Obi-Wan: anakin! i thought u killed him

Yoda: gettin off he was

Anakin: i was just abt to!!

Yoda: mhm. liar u are

Anakin: u are talking backwards to annoy me!!!

Mace: it doesn't matter skywalker

Anakin: proper english doesn't matter?! Fine! I IS YODA I LUV TOFU AND I WILL NOT PUT A PERIOD EXCLAMATION MARK OR COMMA IN THIS SENTENCE BC PROPER GRAMMAR ISNT IMPORTANT ACCORDING TO MASTER WINDU AND ALSO YODA U NEED TO TAKE A BATH OR GO SEE A VET BC THE BACTERIA IN UR EARS IZ REALLY GROSS!!

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