Anakin: guys im thirsty
Ahsoka: well here anakin, a nice hot cup of coffee
Anakin: its cold
Ahsoka: a nice cup of coffee
Anakin: uh! Its horrible!
Ahsoka: a cup of coffee
Anakin: im not even sure this IS coffee
Ahsoka: a CUP
Anakin: u know what, im not thirsty anymore
Padmé: did u go grocery shopping anakin?
Anakin: no????
Padmé: 🙄
Anakin: i can go to the store if u want
Padmé: ok i need u to get milk, cookies, vitamins, broccoli, cheeto puffs, and coca cola
Anakin: luke and leia won't eat broccoli
Padmé: its not for them its for us
Anakin: wdym
Padmé: im gonna grill it for our date
Anakin: oh ok
Padmé: ok now scurry on to the store
Anakin: im not a dog i dont need to scurry
Ahsoka: Hey guys if i was going through something, would u be there for me?
Padmé: ofc
Anakin: i guess i could wrap my arm around u
Obi-Wan: i hope whatever ur going through really sucks bc i wouldn't have been able to help anyway
Ahsoka: WHAT A JERK
Obi-Wan: ok i thought it was a joke
Ahsoka: IM TROWING A SAUSAGE AT YOU
Obi-Wan: wha-where'd u get a sausage?
Ahsoka: IDK BUT IM GONNA HURT U WITH IT
Padmé: ahsoka are u ok?
Ahsoka: NO OBI-WAN'S A JERK! A LITERAL PIECE OF BANTHA POOP
Anakin: very true
Padmé: anakin stay out of this
Ahsoka: im fine i was just asking 😞
Padmé: oh ok
