Spacebook Day 13: Human Skulls

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Rex: hey guys

Obi-Wan: yeah?

Rex: im gonna need a human skull but u can't ask why

Anakin: uhmmm, ok only if u don't ask why

Anakin: here *hands over 4 glowing and clean human skulls*

Rex: i'll take that one, thanks

Anakin: np captain

Obi-Wan: anakin....

Anakin: i said don't ask

Obi-Wan: DO U GO AROUND FREAKIN MURDERING PEOPLE

Anakin: i said DON'T ASK

Obi-Wan: i didn't, i only asked if u GO AROUND MURDERING PEOPLE

Anakin: I HATE U

Obi-Wan: ....... u take that back 😞

Anakin: no.

Obi-Wan: *sniffles*

Qui-Gon: hey u did that to me remember?

Obi-Wan: yeah i know

Anakin: softie 🙄

Obi-Wan: EXCUSE ME?

Ahsoka: excuse me?

Obi-Wan: don't u see we're fighting?

Ahsoka: yeah but im scared

Anakin: why are u scared 😆

Ahsoka: IM SCARED OF THE BROCCOLIS HIDING UNDER MY BED ABOUT TO KILL ME!!!!! 😭

Anakin: that's definitely not me at midnight.....

Obi-Wan: ANAKIN

Anakin: i know who it is!

Ahsoka: who?????

Anakin: mace windu goes around killing

Ahsoka: WHAT THE—

Anakin: he plays among us all the time

Obi-Wan: 😆

Qui-Gon: what are u talking about?????

Anakin: idk anymore

Qui-Gon: STOP

*everyone stops*

Qui-Gon: wAiT a MiNuTe

Anakin: what?

Qui-Gon: shhhh quiet!!!

Obi-Wan: what are u talking about

Qui-Gon: i think we're being attacked

Ahsoka: that's ridiculous!

Qui-Gon: no it's not!

Ahsoka: i don't even know who u are but i think ur crazy 😆

Qui-Gon: *scoffs*

Obi-Wan: that's not very nice ahsoka

Ahsoka: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Obi-Wan: it's not a big deal

Ahsoka: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Anakin: can u shut up already?

Ahsoka: ITS A BEETLE SOMEONE HELP

Qui-Gon: no

Ahsoka: *takes a breath* *leaves the room* I will simply never go back in there again

Qui-Gon: i didn't even know beetles existed

Anakin: ARE U STUPID? BEETLES TOTALLY EXIST

Qui-Gon: oh im sorry

Obi-Wan: i had one as a pet when i was two but i ate it

Ahsoka: EUGH THAT'S DISGUSTING

Obi-Wan: ok?

Anakin: 🤣

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