Spacebook Day 2: Funny

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Obi-Wan: where were those chocolate chip cookies Yaddle made for me and 212th?

Anakin: idk

Ahsoka: bruh how should i know?

Mace: obi-wan, ur dramatic abt cookies

Ahsoka: actually i think i saw anakin eating a chocolate chip cookie

Anakin: that was not me! That was barriss!

Barriss: hey! hey! Hey! with all due respect, which is none, I did not eat any cookies!

Ahsoka: i saw anakin

Obi-Wan: anakin, did you?

Anakin: hey! stop accusing me!

Obi-Wan: anakin, im asking u a question!

Anakin: i dont know where the cookies are!

Mace: i second the fact that anakin ate the cookies

Obi-Wan: what ur proof mace?

Mace: there are cookie crumbs to anakin's chamber

Anakin: that was ahsoka!

Ahsoka: excuse me!?

Obi-Wan: anakin, i think ur lying

Anakin: do i look like the person who would lie?!

Obi-Wan: actually yes.

Anakin: what the heck!? im innocent!

Ahsoka: 😆

Anakin: 🙄

Obi-Wan: anakin, just tell the truth

Anakin: 😶

Obi-Wan: don't make me give u a time out

Anakin: ok fine i ate some of the cookies

Obi-Wan: and that is the key slice of truth we need to finish our truth pie

Ahsoka: oooh, can we have some real pie?

Obi-Wan: i like the way you think

Padmé: ok can we just stop saying stupid crap for a second?!

Ahsoka: ok.

Obi-Wan: hey, I—

Padmé: SHUT UP

Obi-Wan: i didn't even finish my sentence!

Ahsoka: it was bound to be stupid

Obi-Wan: ok just shut up will you

Padmé: not until you do it first!

Anakin: ok, padme what's gotten into you?

Padmé: nothing

Anakin: oh. ok.

Obi-Wan: hey i need a favor from someone

Ahsoka: what is it?

Obi-Wan: well that was my sentence

Ahsoka: do you still need the favor?

Obi-Wan: yes

Ahsoka: 🙄 well what is it?

Obi-Wan: can you go to the store and get me a carton of milk, and if they have avocados, can you please get six?

Ahsoka: sure

Anakin: obi-wan that was stupid

Obi-Wan: why?

Anakin: ahsoka can't follow orders

Obi-Wan: well you can't either

Ahsoka: Here's your six cartons of milk! And they had avocados!

Obi-Wan: 🤦

Anakin: im thirsty

Padmé: ahsoka just bought milk, go drink that

Anakin: I'm allergic

Obi-Wan: tea or coffee?

Anakin: tea

Obi-Wan: wrong, its coffee

Anakin: what?

Obi-Wan: 😁

Anakin: I WANTED TEA

Padmé: i'll have some coffee

Obi-Wan: ok

Anakin: obi-wan you made me mad

Obi-Wan: well ahsoka made me mad

Ahsoka: what did i ever do to you?

Obi-Wan: I DIDN'T WANT SIX STUPID CARTONS OF FLIPPIN MILK

Ahsoka: im sorry 😭

Padmé: there, there, don't cry

Ahsoka: im not a baby

Anakin: i told u ahsoka doesn't listen

Ahsoka: HEY!

Obi-Wan: you don't listen either

Padmé: that's true he doesn't

Anakin: now ur just being mean

Obi-Wan: u know what? im just gonna ignore you

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