Spacebook Day 4: Chaos

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Anakin Skywalker: what to do? what to do? what to do?

Shaak-Ti: why don't you go see how long it takes you to run around the whole temple?

Anakin Skywalker: that's not a bad idea

Shaak-Ti: thx

Anakin Skywalker: how long do you think it'll take me

Shaak-Ti: oh, sorry, yoda's calling, gtg

Anakin Skywalker: great. i'm still bored

Obi-Wan Kenobi: hey anakin

Anakin Skywalker: oh hey

Obi-Wan Kenobi: do you know where plo koon is

Anakin Skywalker: what kind of question is that

Obi-Wan Kenobi: DO YOU KNOW WHERE PLO KOON IS?

Anakin Skywalker: how should i know

Obi-Wan Kenobi: you have his number, so ask him

Anakin Skywalker: i had his number. now i dont

Obi-Wan Kenobi: you deleted it?

Anakin Skywalker: he was sending me spam messages

Obi-Wan Kenobi: oh anakin

Anakin Skywalker: he might have a spacebook account. let me look

Plo Koon has been added to Spacebook

Plo Koon: hey obi wan

Obi-Wan Kenobi: wait what?

Anakin Skywalker: i actually still had his number lol

Plo Koon: what is it?

Obi-Wan Kenobi: i need help with ahsoka

Plo Koon: really? with what?

Obi-Wan Kenobi: i told her to do the dishes and she said no

Plo Koon: i'll deal with her

Obi-Wan Kenobi: ok, thx

Anakin Skywalker: obi-wan, how long do you think it will take me to run around the temple?

Obi-Wan Kenobi: idk, three or four

Anakin Skywalker: three or four what? days? minutes? seconds? years?

Obi-Wan Kenobi: maybe five

Anakin Skywalker: FIVE WHAT?????

Fives: are you talking about me?

Anakin Skywalker: no

Fives: you were talking behind my back!!!! I will report you to yoda

Obi-Wan Kenobi: chill fives, just read the messages and CHILL

Fives: that doesn't make any sense

Anakin Skywalker: what?

Fives: what was obi-wan talking about? three or four what?

Anakin Skywalker: that's what i was asking him, then he said maybe five

Fives: wait, what are you even talking about

Obi-Wan Kenobi: you didn't read the messages

Fives: yeah, i did, but shaak kissed me

Anakin Skywalker: what does that have to do with anything

Obi-Wan Kenobi: WAIT, SHAAK DID WHAT???????

Anakin Skywalker: chill obi-wan

Obi-Wan Kenobi: I WILL REPORT CT-5555 TO YODA

Fives: and what's he gonna do about it?

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