Spacebook Day 10: Hypothetical Situations

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Ahsoka: i got a hypothetical question

Kanan: what?

Ahsoka: how many rats do u think it would take to kill a full grown rhino?

Luke: bro what kinda question is that?

Kanan: idk like 50 some rats

Ezra: if they're big and fat probably 2

Kylo: if they're the size of obi-wan probably 80

Ahsoka: bro really?

Padmé: what is the point of this

Bo-Katan: would u take 10 million dollars but know that there is a snail coming after u at all times for the rest of ur life but at the speed of a snail?

Luke: absolutely i need money

Padmé: that would be stupid

Ahsoka: i need the money

Kanan: if i was drowning who would save me

Hera: i would 100% save u, love

Ahsoka: nah i'd save him first

Anakin: who are we saving?

Hera: my husband

Anakin: u have a husband???

Hera: u do too

Anakin: WHAT? I think i would be aware of this

Hera: i meant wife

Anakin: bro. ok

Ahsoka: can blind people see their dreams?

Luke: bro just broke my brian

Ahsoka: how do deaf people wake up if they can't hear an alarm clock?

Sabine: ain't no way

Sabine: u can't do this to me

Sabine: momma......

Anakin: bro i know ur momma

Sabine: .........

Sabine: how do u know my mom????

Obi-Wan: anakin don't start causing problems

Anakin: but master!!!

Obi-Wan: anakin, behave!

Anakin: uhhhhhhh

Anakin: im getting sass talked by obi-wan someone help

Ahsoka: u deserved it probably

Obi-Wan: oh yes he did indeed

Anakin: stop bullying me!!!

Mace: we're not bullying u, we're just teaching u a lesson

Anakin: that's the same thing!!!

Ahsoka: it really is tho

Anakin: see? ahsoka's siding with me!

Mace: take a seat, young freak

Anakin: wait, really????

Mace: yes 🙄

Anakin: oooh comfy seat

Obi-Wan: anakin 🤦

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