Spacebook Part 17: Babysitting

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Ok, so first thing, Caleb Dune is in this one (eventually turned Kanan Jarus) So just pretend that he's the cute little boy he was at the beginning of the Bad Batch, and it's just Caleb, Ahsoka, and Barriss. (before Barriss turns evil lol) I hope you enjoy!!


Barriss: hey ahsoka what's up

Ahsoka: eh, just taking the twins to get snow cones

Barriss: oooh i love snow cones

Luke: me too!!

Leia: 😁

Barriss: what are u holding ahsoka?

Ahsoka: a spellbook

Leia: are u gonna kill us?

Ahsoka: no it's so school reasons

Barriss: what's the actual reason?

Ahsoka: i just like magical facts

Barriss: okkkkk......

Ahsoka: like listen to this: poison to a magic potion that turns people into corpses!

Luke: oooh oh and this knife is a magic wand!

Leia: meet me in the parking lot for a magical duel!

Barriss: what the heck is wrong with you people?

Caleb: i probably came in at a wrong time

Barriss: definitely

Caleb: oh did u get new robes?

Barriss: oh yeah ☺️

Caleb: i like 'em 😒

Barriss: .........

Ahsoka: hey guys

Barriss: uhhhh what?

Ahsoka: guess what?

Leia: wHaT?

Ahsoka: did u know that u have 52 hearts in ur body?

Leia: 😳

Ahsoka: 🤣

Barriss: ahsoka.....

Ahsoka: what?

Barriss: LIAR

Ahsoka: what?

Barriss: hehehe 😈 🔪🩸

Ahsoka: jeez barriss

Caleb: there are kids watching!

Ahsoka: Listen to Caleb!

Caleb: are u babysitting or something

Ahsoka: yeah

Barriss: we're trying

Caleb: and you're failing quite miserably

Ahsoka: thanks for the compliment????

Rex: ahsoka, what is going on?

Ahsoka: babysitting

Rex: really?

Ahsoka: yes??

Barriss: it's not a question

Rex: 🙄

Leia: hehe 😆

Luke: hehe 😆

Barriss: where did luke and leia go?

Caleb: oh they're playing hide and seek

Barriss: where?

Caleb: i don't think u know how this game works

Rex: really barriss???? 😆😆😆

Barriss: i don't know what ur talking about

Bo-Katan: um, hey wassup

Barriss: i'm unsure that we have met

Ahsoka: oh hey bo wassup?

Bo-Katan: nothing much, what are u doing?

Ahsoka: oh just babysitting

Caleb: correction: im babysitting

Barriss: what do u call an angry pea?

Bo-Katan: idk

Barriss: a grump-pea

Bo-Katan: not funny

Ahsoka: she has no sense of humor

Bo-Katan: does din have spacebook?

Ahsoka: who?

Bo-Katan: din djarin?

Caleb: a dining jar?

Bo-Katan: oh my gosh no

Caleb: im done

Ahsoka: so if i have 3 popsicles, and eat 5 how many do I have?

Caleb: negative 2

Ahsoka: no it has to be a whole number

Bo-Katan: ur backwards

Ahsoka: 🥴

Caleb: idk

Barriss: guys, i have to fill out some paperwork for us to go to disneyland, so where were y'all born

Caleb: bold of u to assume i was born at all

Ahsoka: i personally was created in a lab

Bo-Katan: i just straight up spawned here lol 😂

Barriss: really?

Ahsoka: I WAS BORN IN TEXAS

Bo-Katan: what is texas

Ahsoka: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Caleb: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Bo-Katan: um should we do something?

Barriss: nah i wanna see who wins

Bo-Katan: but what are they doing?

Barriss: fighting to see who's the strongest

Leia: *yawns* im tired 💤

Luke: yeah me too *yawns* *yawns*

Barriss: ahsoka, i think they need to go to bed

Ahsoka: oh, come luke

Leia: *snores*

Caleb: hey leia, come on, it's time for bed

Leia: *yawns* uh ok

Caleb: goodnight

Ahsoka: goodnight

Bo-Katan: you sound like a bunch of robots, spice it up!

Barriss: GOOD NIGHT YOU BLASTED IDIOTS

Ahsoka: SHHHH BARRISS

Caleb: they're children!

Bo-Katan: 🤣 goodnight

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⏰ Last updated: Oct 31, 2024 ⏰

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