Ok, so first thing, Caleb Dune is in this one (eventually turned Kanan Jarus) So just pretend that he's the cute little boy he was at the beginning of the Bad Batch, and it's just Caleb, Ahsoka, and Barriss. (before Barriss turns evil lol) I hope you enjoy!!
Barriss: hey ahsoka what's up
Ahsoka: eh, just taking the twins to get snow cones
Barriss: oooh i love snow cones
Luke: me too!!
Leia: 😁
Barriss: what are u holding ahsoka?
Ahsoka: a spellbook
Leia: are u gonna kill us?
Ahsoka: no it's so school reasons
Barriss: what's the actual reason?
Ahsoka: i just like magical facts
Barriss: okkkkk......
Ahsoka: like listen to this: poison to a magic potion that turns people into corpses!
Luke: oooh oh and this knife is a magic wand!
Leia: meet me in the parking lot for a magical duel!
Barriss: what the heck is wrong with you people?
Caleb: i probably came in at a wrong time
Barriss: definitely
Caleb: oh did u get new robes?
Barriss: oh yeah ☺️
Caleb: i like 'em 😒
Barriss: .........
Ahsoka: hey guys
Barriss: uhhhh what?
Ahsoka: guess what?
Leia: wHaT?
Ahsoka: did u know that u have 52 hearts in ur body?
Leia: 😳
Ahsoka: 🤣
Barriss: ahsoka.....
Ahsoka: what?
Barriss: LIAR
Ahsoka: what?
Barriss: hehehe 😈 🔪🩸
Ahsoka: jeez barriss
Caleb: there are kids watching!
Ahsoka: Listen to Caleb!
Caleb: are u babysitting or something
Ahsoka: yeah
Barriss: we're trying
Caleb: and you're failing quite miserably
Ahsoka: thanks for the compliment????
Rex: ahsoka, what is going on?
Ahsoka: babysitting
Rex: really?
Ahsoka: yes??
Barriss: it's not a question
Rex: 🙄
Leia: hehe 😆
Luke: hehe 😆
Barriss: where did luke and leia go?
Caleb: oh they're playing hide and seek
Barriss: where?
Caleb: i don't think u know how this game works
Rex: really barriss???? 😆😆😆
Barriss: i don't know what ur talking about
Bo-Katan: um, hey wassup
Barriss: i'm unsure that we have met
Ahsoka: oh hey bo wassup?
Bo-Katan: nothing much, what are u doing?
Ahsoka: oh just babysitting
Caleb: correction: im babysitting
Barriss: what do u call an angry pea?
Bo-Katan: idk
Barriss: a grump-pea
Bo-Katan: not funny
Ahsoka: she has no sense of humor
Bo-Katan: does din have spacebook?
Ahsoka: who?
Bo-Katan: din djarin?
Caleb: a dining jar?
Bo-Katan: oh my gosh no
Caleb: im done
Ahsoka: so if i have 3 popsicles, and eat 5 how many do I have?
Caleb: negative 2
Ahsoka: no it has to be a whole number
Bo-Katan: ur backwards
Ahsoka: 🥴
Caleb: idk
Barriss: guys, i have to fill out some paperwork for us to go to disneyland, so where were y'all born
Caleb: bold of u to assume i was born at all
Ahsoka: i personally was created in a lab
Bo-Katan: i just straight up spawned here lol 😂
Barriss: really?
Ahsoka: I WAS BORN IN TEXAS
Bo-Katan: what is texas
Ahsoka: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Caleb: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Bo-Katan: um should we do something?
Barriss: nah i wanna see who wins
Bo-Katan: but what are they doing?
Barriss: fighting to see who's the strongest
Leia: *yawns* im tired 💤
Luke: yeah me too *yawns* *yawns*
Barriss: ahsoka, i think they need to go to bed
Ahsoka: oh, come luke
Leia: *snores*
Caleb: hey leia, come on, it's time for bed
Leia: *yawns* uh ok
Caleb: goodnight
Ahsoka: goodnight
Bo-Katan: you sound like a bunch of robots, spice it up!
Barriss: GOOD NIGHT YOU BLASTED IDIOTS
Ahsoka: SHHHH BARRISS
Caleb: they're children!
Bo-Katan: 🤣 goodnight
