Spacebook Day 14: More Jokes

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Obi-Wan: so guys i have a joke

Qui-Gon: yeah?

Obi-Wan: where do cucumbers go on date night?

Qui-Gon: the movie theater?

Anakin: nobody wants to date a cucumber

Ahsoka: they drink alcohol and get drunk

Anakin: WHAT THE FRICKITY AHSOKA SHUT YOUR MOUTH U AIN'T EVEN OLD ENOUGH TO HAVE SPACEBOOK NOW JUST SIT THERE AND DO NOTHING

Omega: 🤣

Ahsoka: oh hey omega

Omega: hi

Obi-Wan: they go to the salad bar 😑

Omega: ew salad is gross

Obi-Wan: then don't eat it

Omega: hunter makes me bc i ✌️"need nutrition"✌️

Ahsoka: it's a lie

Omega: *GASP*

Padmé: no it's not

Ahsoka: i have a joke

Ahsoka: why did the math book need therapy

Omega: bc math is stupid

Padmé: it was sick

Obi-Wan: idk

Ahsoka: it had a lot of problems!

Anakin: that's really funny!!

Padmé: anakin! I told u to go to the store!

Anakin: 😅 hehe, sorry

Padmé: 🙄

Anakin: welllllll......

Padmé: what?

Anakin: nothing, on my way to therapy

Ahsoka: having a lot of math problems?

Anakin: no! Im so tiny and vulnerable and im under a lot of stress

Padmé: well u can talk to me about it ani

Anakin: no im stressing abt our relationship 😭

Padmé: oh well then there's no one to talk to about it

Anakin: 😭

Obi-Wan: WHAT THE FRICKITY IS THAT

Ahsoka: what?

Obi-Wan: ITS A DEAD BODY

Unknown Person: hehehe

Obi-Wan: WHAT THE HECK THE PERSON HAS A KNIFE

Omega: hehe, it's just me

Obi-Wan: UR GOING TO JAIL

Omega: im sorry 😭


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