Requested by: Me
{~TW~}
~Cringe~
~OOC~
~Fluff~
~Swearing~
~Jokes!~
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Niki: You need to stop bottling up all of you negative emotions. It's bad for your mental and physical health
Bad: sooo... I need go bottle up my negative AND positive to cancel it out.
Niki: BAD NO-
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Agent 18: Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth?
Bad: No.
*Bagi and Aypierre laughing in the distance*
Foolish: ...What do we do now?
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Cellbit: did you know that atoms never touch each other?
Bad yelling off in the distance: YES!
Cellbit: Anyways... so we've never touched anything in our whole entire lives.
Cellbit: So no, I didn't ruin Bagi and Tina's "cute" moment by throwing a bomb at them.
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Bad: Since Etoiles is technically a food he'd be a CUTEcumber!
ElQuackity: What about me Bad?
Bad: Sorry ElQuackity but I don't know if trash is edible.
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ElQuackity: I have your son.
Bad: Dapper?
ElQuackity: Yes.
Bad: Good luck with that.
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Bad: Do you even know what your talking about?
Foolish: No, why? Does it sound like I do?
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The French: Here we made a short summary of why we love Bebou.
Cucurcho: Uhh guys? This is 20 pages long.
The French: We know, we just wanted to keep it breif.
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Tubbo: Can everyone just go to sleep already?
Bad: Ok, good nigh-
Aypierre: I AM NOT TAKING ORDERS FROM YOU!
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The French: You realize not everyone likes you right? Your not Bebou.
Quackity: Not everyone likes Bad either.
The French: Who the fuck?! GIVE US NAMES!
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Store Worker: Would a Badboyhalo please come to the front dest?
Bad, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?
*Store Worker points at Dapper and Pomme*
Store Worker: I believe that they belong to you?
Dapper and Pomme, simultaneously: We got lost :(
Bad: But I didn't even bring you kids here with me-
{~Notes~}
I'm done yay! It's 2:24am rn... My phone is at 11% I might just go to bed now...
{~Word Count~}
Word count is 353
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