Requested by: Me
{~TW~}
~Cringe~
~OOC~
~Fluff~
~Jokes!~
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Bad: When someone points at your black clothes and ask whose funeral it is, having a look around the room and saying 'haven't decided yet' is typically a good response.
Missa:
Phil: BAD NO-!
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Tubbo: Do you have a date for Valentine's Day Bad?
Bad: Yes! February 14th
Tubbo: I- never mind Bad...
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Bad: I don't break the law!
Foolish: Okay then name ONE law!
Bad: Don't kill children.
Foolish: Okay that one's on me. I set the bar to low.
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Bad: I trust Foolish!
Bagi: You think he knows what he's doing?
Bad: I wouldn't go that far
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Tubbo: Bad and I don't use pet names.
Phil: I see. Hey, what do bees make?
Tubbo: Honey?
Bad: Yes, dear?
Tubbo:
Phil: Don't ever lie to my face again.
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Tina: What if I press the brake and the gas at the same time?
Foolish: The car takes a screenshot!
Bad: For the last time, get the fudge out!
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Tubbo: I know you snuck out last night, Pac.
Aypierre: Play dumb!
Pac: Who's Pac?
Bad: NOT THAT DUMB!!!
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*The group getting into the car*
Aypierre: I'm driving again.
Bad, out of view: Shotgun!
Quackity, Turning to face Bad: Aww! But you had it on the way here-
Everyone except Bad and Aypierre: WOAH-
Bad, holding a shotgun: No! I found a shotgun! Also I want the front seat *Pumps gun*
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YD: I really like this whole 'good guy, bad guy' thing you guys have going on.
Mike: It's not an act, it's just I'm mean and Bad isn't.
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ElQuackity: Would you stab your best friend in the leg for 10 million dollars?
Foolish: Bad stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big-ass house!
Bad: You can stab me too, then we'll have 20 million!
Foolish: Good thinking!
{~Notes~}
I'm eating a Reese's blizzard rn ○->-○
{~Word Count~}
Word count is 333
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