Requested by: Me
{~TW~}
~Cringe~
~OOC~
~Fluff~
~Jokes!~
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Phil: Hello Bad, made anyone cry today?
Bad: Sadly, no. But it's only 4:30.
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Bad: Okay, but if your not gay then why are you always holding my hand and kissing me and telling me I'm your boyfriend?
Tubbo: Dude- Its satire!
Bad: THAT'S NOT WHAT SATIRE MEANS!
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Cellbit: Stressed.
Bad: Depressed.
Phil: Possessed.
Quackity: Obsessed.
Tubbo: Impressed.
Foolish: Chicken breast.
Everyone: ...What?
Foolish: I just wanted to join in.
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Foolish: Act natural.
Bad: For this kind of situation, the most natural thing would be to panic, so technically I can panic.
Bagi: NO, that's not what he meant! Act like it's a normal day!
Bad: My 'normal' days of late, consist of a lot of panic.
Agent 18: Will you just cooperate?
Aypierre: When a person is panicking, they are not apt to cooperate very well!
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Mouse: I know you love them!
Foolish: I am not in love with Bad!
Tina, staring at Foolish: She never said who...
Foolish: *realizes*
Foolish: Shit. Well, anyways-
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Bad, looking through his clothes: Has anyone seen my top?
Cellbit: Etoiles is in the kitchen.
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Bagi: Your smile looks forced.
Bad: That's because it is.
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Phil: Anyone d-
Bad: Depressed?
Cellbit: Drained?
Foolish: Dumb?
Quackity: Disliked?
Phil: -done with their work... what is wrong with you people?...
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Bagi: Well, Bad, is there anything you would like to say to Cucurucho?
Bad: How do I put this delicately? You're a horrible roommate and nobody likes you.
Bagi: How about we frame our statement with "When you do this, it makes me feel this"?
Bad: When you live here, it makes me angry. Because you're a horrible roommate and nobody likes you.
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Bad: I think I need a hug...
Antoine: Good thing I'm hug shaped!
*45 minutes later*
Antoine: You... you can let go now.
Bad: No, I absolutely cannot.
{~Notes~}
The music has nothing to do with the quotes I just like the idea of listening to music while reading!
{~Word Count~}
Word count is 350
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