Requested by: Me
{~TW~}
~Cringe~
~OOC~
~Fluff~
~Jokes!~
~Swearing~
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*Aypierre is crying after a breakup with Max*
Bad: There there, Aypierre.
Aypierre, still crying: Thanks, but how did you get into my room?
Bad: Great question-
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Foolish: In alcohol's defense, I've done some pretty dumb shit while completely sober too.
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Foolish: So how's the food Bad made?
Baghera: It's great! Compliments to them.
Foolish: *goes to the kitchen*
Foolish: You're adorable.
Bad: *blushes*
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Cucurucho: Badboyhalo, can I ask you a question?
Bad: You just did.
Cucurucho Okay, can I ask you two
questions?
Bad: You just did.
Cucurucho, frustrated: OKAY, CAN I ASK
YOU FOUR QUESTIONS?!
Bad: You just did.
Cucurucho When?!
Bad: Just now.
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Quackity: Slime's first detention, I'm so proud.
Cellbit: Whoa, back up. Why did he get detention?
Bad: Because he's an idiot.
Foolish, terrified: They can do that??
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Phil: Which country has the most birds?
Quackity: Portu-geese!
Bagi: That's a language.
Quackity: Portu-gull?
Cellbit: Good recovery.
Foolish: I think you mean good re-dovery.
Bad: TURKEY! HOW DID WE MISS TURKEY?!
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Tina: Bad doesn't look very happy.
Foolish: That's his happy. He's just a bitch.
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Cellbit: I could kill you if I wanted.
Bad: Yeah? So could any other human being. So could a dog. So could a dedicated duck. You aren't special.
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Bad, texting Tubbo: Hey do you like anyone?
Tubbo: Yeah you
Bad: Oh, I'm sorry we're just friends
Tubbo: *Yeah, you?
Bad: Oh haha sorry lol
Tubbo: *dies inside*
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Bad: *sighs* I have no friends...
Mike:
Mike: *coughs* Bitch, what am I? A roach?!
{~Notes~}
Soooo I may have 53+ more incorrect quotes. I might just work on making more of the incorrect quote chapters lol :p
{~Word Count~}
Word count is 302
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