Requested by: Me
{~TW~}
~Cringe~
~OOC~
~Fluff~
~Jokes!~
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Tina: Why are Foolish and Bad sitting with their backs to each other?
Tubbo: They had a fight.
Tina: Then why are they holding hands?
Phil: They get sad when they fight..
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Quackity: Will you date me? Breathe if yes, recite the Bible in Japanese if no.
Bad: 初めに、神は天と地を創造されました。
Quackity: What the...?
Bad: 地球は形もなく虚無であり、暗闇が深海の面を覆いました...
Quackity: Is that actually the Bible?!
Bad: ...そして神の霊が水面の上に浮かんでいました。
Quackity: And you stopped breathing, too?!
Bad: そして神は「光あれ」と言われました。
Quackity: Christ, it would have been preferable for you to just have beaten me up and called me gay!
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Antoine: Hey, random question, what are your favorite flowers?
Bad: Cornflowers, why?
Antoine:
Bad: Were you going to get me flowers?
Antoine:
Bad:
Antoine: ᶦᵗ'ˢ ᵃ ᵖᵒˢˢᶦᵇᶦˡᶦᵗʸ
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Tubbo, over radio: Testing. Testing. Bad, can you hear me?
Bad, standing next to Tubbo: I'm standing right here.
Tubbo: You're coming through good and loud.
Bad: 'Cause I'm standing right here.
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Quackity: I think I'm falling for you
Bad: Then get up.
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Bad: Dang it, the power went out.
Foolish: Don't worry, I got this!
Foolish: *Shakes rapidly and starts to light up*
Bad: What-?
Foolish: I swallowed a glow stick!
Bad, on the verge of tears: WHY WOULD YOU-
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Roier: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized.
Bad: *Steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to his knees and sob while apologizing profusely*
Roier: That one. I want that one.
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Niki: Remember everyone, violence is never the answer.
Bad: You're right, Niki... Violence can't be the answer.
Niki: Correct, Bad. Now on to the next lesso-
Aypierre: Violence is the question.
Bad: And the answer is yes!
Phil: Bad, Pierre, No!!
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Bad: What's the dumbest thing you believed as a child?
Tubbo: That naptime was a punishment.
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Bad: You've never read the Peanuts?
Tina: No.
Bad: Not even the comics? Like Peanuts? You've never read Peanuts?
Tina: Nope.
Bad: You're serious? You've never read Peanuts?
*Cut to Bad holding a football while Tina begins to run at it*
Bad: Go ahead, I promise I'll hold it!
{~Notes~}
Here is another one! I fell asleep last night so I couldn't post the other chapter right away D:
{~Word Count~}
Word count is 433
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